It's Meltdown Time Week 7...

Kirby sucked up Mark Richt and copied his power of unspeakably losing games in classic Richt fashion.

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I don’t think it’s fair every single LSU tailgate has fried gator but we can’t eat fried tiger. I bet it tastes grrrreat.


Freddie Kitchens: calls a draw play on 4th and 9
Dan Mullen: “Hold my Gatorade”


DBU my ass. For both teams lmao

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The entire ACC: takes bong hit the **** is an O Line

Congratulations ACC! Your feature “Costal Chaos” has unlocked the add on “Pac 12 Cannibalization”

”everyone feels better with a score up there and the other team doesn’t” - ESPN commentary insights you can’t get anywhere else

If the red zone was getting back to the girl’s dorm room, and the end zone was getting laid, then UVA football is me in college. ****

Is it possible to just send an All Coastal All Star team to get their ass beat by Clemson in the title game?

This is going to be the best UVA team to ever lose to a 5-6 virginia tech

UVA > Pitt > Duke > VT > Miami > UVA

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Hello, is this NCAA support? I would like to return my Big XII game.
Why? Idk there’s defense and meh offense and **** and I don’t know if I’m enjoying it or not.
I know it’s the BUTT Bowl, but usually the defense is BUTT, not the offense. I want a refund.
So you’ll refund me, I get to keep it, and you’ll charge Mizzou instead? Sounds good. Thanks.

PAC-12 refs: We’re the worst refs in college football
ACC refs: No we are, have you seen how many games we’ve ****ed up this year?
Big XII refs: Hold my illegal snap

Of all the reffing I’ve seen, that was certainly some reffing

I know it’s on us for not stopping them on the last drive and in OT but **** those refs so hard that was a goddamn fumble and the fact they didn’t even review it was complete bull****. Refs can go **** their dickhole with a rusty razor

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There’s a very good chance someone in attendance at today’s Georgia game also attended Wednesday’s Braves game.
If this is you, please don’t hesitate to seek help.

Georgia’s so good they killed Notre Dame’s playoff chances twice in the same season

Looks like the Gamecocks are dressing a new walk on player Gadeveon Klowney. Sounds legit.

This game was like watching two coaching play chess, except that they are drunk, high, it is their first time learning the game and they’re actually playing checkers.

Finally Muschamp is going to be allowed to have sex with his wife again!

Justin Fields sitting back in Columbus noisily sipping his tea.

When my daughter was born I never thought I would experience anything as joyous or amazing as that.
Thank you South Carolina for showing me what the exact opposite of that feels like.

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