1 MILLION POSTS! Zimas for all my friends! No hamster is safe tonight!

[gatormandan]

Im a lesbian.

Yeah, we know your able to have a monthly period.

 

[GatorTruth133]

How many f*cking grandfathers are on this board? I swear this place is like The Villages...including the rampant STDs.

You people have kids?

 

[oxrageous]

I suspect it will be a transsexual donkey...

Well, the odds of it being him are by far the greatest, that's for sure.

 

[78]

Too bad you can’t ID the millionth post. You could offer a $5 raffle with the attachment that 10% went to charity. Most of us would pitch in. If 500 participated, the winner would walk away with $2,250 and the site would benefit from a nice little charitable donation.

Make it a Gator charity. Play with the numbers. Maybe some free publicity to boot.

 

[oxrageous]

Too bad you can’t ID the millionth post. You could offer a $5 raffle with the attachment that 10% went to charity. Most of us would pitch in. If 500 participated, the winner would walk away with $2,250 and the site would benefit from a nice little charitable donation.

Make it a Gator charity. Play with the numbers. Maybe some free publicity to boot.

If the charity was my pockets, you would be on to something.

500 participating?

Amusing. We'd be lucky to get 25 participating.

 

[78]

If the charity was my pockets, you would be on to something.

500 participating?

Amusing. We'd be lucky to get 25 participating.

Seriously, for $5.00? Maybe you should make it a requisite of continued membership.

“Is avoiding permanent lurker status worth $5.00 to you?”

 

[78]

Or an annoying drop down that prevents members from having a clear view until they pony up $5.00 or go on the 60-month payment plan at 8.34 cents per.

(Processing fees not included.)

 

[oxrageous]

Or an annoying drop down that prevents members from having a clear view until they pony up $5.00 or go on the 60-month payment plan at 8.34 cents per.

(Processing fees not included.)

If I want to drive at least 40% of the membership away, that sounds like a great plan. You drive an Audi R8 and I couldn't even get a $5 donation out of YOU at Christmas. $5 might as well be $5000 to a large percentage of the membership.

 

[78]

If I want to drive at least 40% of the membership away, that sounds like a great plan. You drive an Audi R8 and I couldn't even get a $5 donation out of YOU at Christmas. $5 might as well be $5000 to a large percentage of the membership.

My accountant advised to wait until the 31st. That way I get two more days of interest at an APR of 0.75.

Now if you made it a charitable donation, esp for businesses that can write it off from the first dollar, you’d be talking.

I’d go all in at 10 of us for $250.00 apiece. I’m dead serious. It would be fun.

 

[Musclepug]

4352

 

[AuggieDosta]

Here.

I've done my part, now don't all of you thank me all at once.

 

[AuggieDosta]

4350

 

[Frozen Gator]

How many f*cking grandfathers are on this board? I swear this place is like The Villages...including the rampant STDs.

No worries, I have my nurse from the home, all my meds, oxygen and wheelchair. I'll be fine:D.

 

[LagoonGator68]

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[LagoonGator68]

Method.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Fvkk Wobble.