Adam Lane transfers to Eastern Kentucky

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The EKU "Hilltopper" mascot is a giant bloody red, steaming pile of poo. I guess if you're going to lose control of your bowels, there's no better place to do it than Eastern Kentucky.
 

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PastyStoole;n259603 said:
The EKU "Hilltopper" mascot is a giant bloody red, steaming pile of poo. I guess if you're going to lose control of your bowels, there's no better place to do it than Eastern Kentucky.


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PastyStoole;n259603 said:
The EKU "Hilltopper" mascot is a giant bloody red, steaming pile of poo. I guess if you're going to lose control of your bowels, there's no better place to do it than Eastern Kentucky.

Only problem there is the Hilltopper is Western Kentucky's mascot. Eastern Kentucky are the Colonels.
 

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Lane sh*t on himself and that's probably what he'll be remembered by but I'm really thankful we had him in the Bowl game because without him we'd lost. Unlike Matt Jones he showed up and played. Best wishes to him!
 

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Well, that happened in shart order. All over but the paperwork.
 

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Marianna said:
I have known for about two weeks this was going to happen. His transfer is more about what he did and didn't do this off season instead of the family stuff.
That's right unless he has children in Kentucky. I think the pine splinters in his backside spurred him on. The rumor has it he's a tad lazy and he should have it easier at East Kentucky.
 

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EKU does (did?) have an Orlando campus.

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ufgator812;n259661 said:
EKU does (did?) have an Orlando campus.

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… but have they an IPF ?
 

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rogdochar;n259666 said:
… but have they an IPF ?
He doesn't care...he toured their restrooms and was sold on it.
 

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Word is there was one item they offered that sealed the deal.

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Law98gator;n259554 said:
Maybe La Tech or Houston Baptist didn't have room?

Hey, the Southland Conference is up and coming with Houston Baptist leading the way.
 

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Captain Sasquatch;n259607 said:
Only problem there is the Hilltopper is Western Kentucky's mascot. Eastern Kentucky are the Colonels.
Work with me on this one. I don't have a bit for "Colonels." There is something called literary license, you know.
 

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PastyStoole;n260837 said:
Work with me on this one. I don't have a bit for "Colonels." There is something called literary license, you know.

Those damn Eastern Kentucky Seminoles. Offending Native Americans AND stealing from the SOW. A-holes.
 

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Like maybe a "colonel" of corn in his britches ...

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