Auburn Tigers send a message out to Micah

[soflagator]

Here I am. He’s still a crook and hasn’t bathed since 1997. A smelly Jew.

Good to see you, GWebb. Board just isn’t the same without you. Btw, how did you enjoy reading The Big Game?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Here I am. He’s still a crook and hasn’t bathed since 1997. A smelly Jew.

Sig heil!

 

[Theologator]

Also, why does Pearl always look like he just left an all night poker game or a drug-fueled night in Vegas with his mistress?

Or like he just crawled out of Lane Kiffin’s hot tub (again).

 

[Theologator]

I don’t trust anyone who puts that much time and energy into their beard. Just how I was raised. But that aside, he’s done several good things like this for which I’ll give him credit. I’m sure we’d love the guy if he were our coach. I’d probably still have an issue with the beard though.

But $80/month on bikini wax is ok? Asking for a friend.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

Feel good story of the year. Can't wait for the Movie. Who will play Bruce Pearl?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

But $80/month on bikini wax is ok? Asking for a friend.

South Beach has standards.

 

[soflagator]

But $80/month on bikini wax is ok? Asking for a friend.

I imagine they probably throw that in with the beard package.

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

……This might make me change my opinion of him as a person.

Not a fking chance. Screw that asshat, twice on Mondays.