Best generic comments from pundits about coaching search

[Thread Killer]

What are the best lines that you've seen or heard about the coaching search which demonstrate that the writer or commentator has absolutely no new information?

Mine are:
1) "I'm told that if Florida is interested, XYZ coach will pick up the phone"
and
2) "Sources indicate that Florida has [insert recycled list of coaches who have spent some time at Florida] on their list"

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

The one dip**** they had on ESPN this morning said we weren't going to be bowl eligible. Beat EKU and we are.

 

[NavetG8r]

The one dip**** they had on ESPN this morning said we weren't going to be bowl eligible. Beat EKU and we are.

Maybe he doesn't expect us to beat EKU? They're 9-2 and full of confidence. We've lost our last 3 home games and just fired our coach. Who do you think will have the momentum on their side?

 

[QueenCityGator]

The Gators need a coach with strong offensive knowledge

 

[TheBigClaw]

We are at the point that were questions whether we'll beat EKU. Another FCS school. The point of why our garbage coach was just fired

 

[Zambo]

At least we're still in a position to win against EKU.

 

[NavetG8r]

At least we're still in a position to win against EKU.

How'd it work out for us last time we were in a position to win?

 

[soflagator]

How'd it work out for us last time we were in a position to win?

Obvious move here. Let's play at EKU. Should solidify a win.

*Neyland would work too. Not sure of their schedule this week.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

The only thing we have going for us is if we get up on them early, say 17-0 or 21-0, EKU is likely to mail it in and rest for their playoff opener the following week.

 

[Gator87]

The only thing we have going for us is if we get up on them early, say 17-0 or 21-0, EKU is likely to mail it in and rest for their playoff opener the following week.

When's the last time we scored 17 points early on anyone, 2008?

 

[BMF]

When's the last time we scored 17 points early on anyone, 2008?

Early? Like late 3rd quarter/early 4th quarter?

 

[Zambo]

Why would you EVER need to go up on ANYBODY by 17 points? Seems like overkill.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Why would you EVER need to go up on ANYBODY by 17 points? Seems like overkill.

Very damn risky. No sense in it.

 

[Coach9]

We are at the point that were questions whether we'll beat EKU. Another FCS school. The point of why our garbage coach was just fired

Only an idiot would question whether we would beat EKU.

 

[ufgator812]

Only an idiot would question whether we would beat EKU.

Would that be the same idiot who questioned whether we would beat gsu?

 

[soflagator]

Why would you EVER need to go up on ANYBODY by 17 points? Seems like overkill.

No, no. I'm going to put them in an easily escapable situation, involving an elaborate punt formation, and just assume everything went to plan. What?

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

Only an idiot would question whether we would beat EKU.

EKU is 9-2 and 100% better than GSU was last year, that is why.

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

How'd it work out for us last time we were in a position to win?

We were in position to receive, not pitch.

 

[Zambo]

No, no. I'm going to put them in an easily escapable situation, involving an elaborate punt formation, and just assume everything went to plan. What?

I'm guessing the combination on Muschamp's luggage is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Now get packing.

 

[EuroGator]

I'm guessing the combination on Muschamp's luggage is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Now get packing.

That's just ridiculous.


Luggage never has a 5-digit lock combination!!