This doesnt make any sense, but this is starting to become your MO. No doubt youve been hitting the vodka earlier and earlier.
YES, yes. Totally inconsequential. Im sure there is no good reason Satan grabs up every bit of coaching and recruiting talent in the SE and creates this giant 50 man staff to ensure quality of .... well....absolutely everything and an even larger recruiting staff.
Weird how Lil Satan was often 7-5 before he got all that help.
Probably just a coincidence.
I mean, our three man staff, lead by a Miami basketball coach handpicked by Butters, stolen by wILLLLLLLie, and now back and whomever we eventually get to replace that fat dude who whose job was to hit players with pool noodles, apaprently, after he got promoted to a Div 3 QA position (for a pay raise, no doubt).
Edit: I almost forgot. We have some guy named Charles Sklaski, from Liberty, EKU, and Ridgewood football association.
Take that, Saban, you mother. We are coming to get you now!!!!
The good news is Im sure that a basketball coach from Miami, that fat dude, and some guy named Sklaski HAVE to be dirt cheap.