Clowns to serve beer...

[Gatordiddy]

...at baseball games.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/spor...a-st-to-sell-beer-at-baseball-games/79565834/

 

[Concrete Helmet]

Nothing worse than a drunken clown.....

 

[NavetG8r]

Nothing worse than a drunken clown.....

I'm pretty sure all drunks are clowns.

 

[lagator]

Nothing worse than a drunken clown.....

True, but baseball is so unbearably boring without alcohol that I actually think this is an okay idea.

 

[rogdochar]

I'm sure it's to help recruiting, what with FSU offering credit courses in Brewing.
... AD just ordered a gross of strippers' poles too, 101.

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

 

[MADGator]

I took my boys to see UF play at UNF a few years back. This was the one of the Zunino and uh, crap, that's the only name that comes to mind but they were ranked No. 1 and went to Omaha. Anyway, game at UNF, and THEY SERVED BEER! The drunk UNF students all crowded down on the UF baseline and gave holy unadulterated hell to the Gator players, especially anyone in the bullpen.

So, I think it's a horrible idea but it sounds about right for the Clown College.