- Aug 28, 2014
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We all got 'em. Time to share. Not great stories but I'll start and try to keep it short.
Remember Men At Work's Who Can It Be Now? Song was written for him. So he's in the apartment one day and hear's a knock at the door and decides he ain't in the mood for anybody. So he ignores it but the handle starts to jiggle so he decides to go hide in the shower. It was the pest control guy who proceeded to spray the apartment. Got to the bathroom and opened the shower curtain to find my roommate fully clothed.
Same roommate. He kept his rolling tray under the couch and just left his loose weed out plus papers. He's at home alone again. Knock on the door but this time he learned his lesson and doesn't hide. So he watches the pest control guy spray the kitchen, baseboards and to his horror under the couch. He'd been smoking weed laced with pesticide for months.
Not roommates but we lived next to each other in the same apartment complex. I was an Engineering Major so I literally had to study from hangover recovery Sunday to last class Friday. My friends were Business Majors so they could party any night of the week. One night they were tired of my nerd **** and decided they were dragging me out. I locked my door like I often had to do but that wasn't stopping them. They broke the door down, cracked the frame etc. to "save me from studying". My parents later got the bill and I had a hard time explaining that one.
Remember Men At Work's Who Can It Be Now? Song was written for him. So he's in the apartment one day and hear's a knock at the door and decides he ain't in the mood for anybody. So he ignores it but the handle starts to jiggle so he decides to go hide in the shower. It was the pest control guy who proceeded to spray the apartment. Got to the bathroom and opened the shower curtain to find my roommate fully clothed.
Same roommate. He kept his rolling tray under the couch and just left his loose weed out plus papers. He's at home alone again. Knock on the door but this time he learned his lesson and doesn't hide. So he watches the pest control guy spray the kitchen, baseboards and to his horror under the couch. He'd been smoking weed laced with pesticide for months.
Not roommates but we lived next to each other in the same apartment complex. I was an Engineering Major so I literally had to study from hangover recovery Sunday to last class Friday. My friends were Business Majors so they could party any night of the week. One night they were tired of my nerd **** and decided they were dragging me out. I locked my door like I often had to do but that wasn't stopping them. They broke the door down, cracked the frame etc. to "save me from studying". My parents later got the bill and I had a hard time explaining that one.