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When I was 10 or 11 years old I had a cousin 8 or 10 years older than me who had a girlfriend named Georgia. Once after they broke up I asked him what happened, he told me he had to break up with her because she had a "long cooter". As a 10 year old I was nowhere near the sexual wizard I am today so that scared me a good bit. Honestly even 28 or so years later long cootered girls named Georgia worry me more than the 2021 version of Georgia football.