Elway trashes Tebow in new book

[soflagator]

Apparently, the couple got engaged on Wednesday evening at Tebow’s family’s farm outside of Jacksonville, Florida. As they passed a small lake on the property, they stopped at a bench that had he had specially built and was engraved with the day that the couple met. As he got down on one knee, he told her “This ring is internally flawless — just like you” as his girlfriend beamed with excitement.

Damn, the diamond I gave my wife was not internally flawless. Does that mean I was calling her flawed just like it? No wonder she was pissed when she found out.

I wouldn’t sweat it. I’m sure when you first met, and she noticed you refurbishing that 1970’s toaster instead of just buying a new one, she just assumed you weren’t going to spring for the flawless diamond.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I wouldn’t sweat it. I’m sure when you first met, and she noticed you refurbishing that 1970’s toaster instead of just buying a new one, she just assumed you weren’t going to spring for the flawless diamond.