Frost #1 on UF's list

[divits]

That's why I picked a paperbag as my av. I was originally embarrassed over that whole thing. I was really never a big time poster at GSMB.

I got the idea for that fake email from this site below, although I believe his are real email exchanges. Get ready to cry because you are laughing so hard. This one is my favorite:
http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

If you like that you'll like "Letters from a Nut". Had me in stitches.

https://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&k...hvtargid=kwd-137757343&ref=pd_sl_2b4m8ymbo3_e

 

[TLB]

I got the idea for that fake email from this site below, although I believe his are real email exchanges. Get ready to cry because you are laughing so hard. This one is my favorite:
http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

Thank you so much for that site. I am getting tears down my face, it is hilarious.

I wish I had a monkey

Disguised Monkey
If I had a monkey, I would borrow my mums sewing machine and make my monkey a little monkey suit. Then if anyone said "Thats not a real monkey, it's just a monkey suit, I can see the zipper", I could say "I bet you fifty dollars it is a real monkey" and when they said "that seems like a reasonable bet, you are on", my monkey would take off the monkey suit and they would have to pay me fifty dollars. I would buy drugs with the fifty dollars. For the monkey. So he wouldn't mind spending his life in a monkey suit.

 

[bradgator2]

Brad, just post the actual letter but maybe leave out the name of the company sonat avoid the google sniffer alert thing.

I wish I could, but I dont have a copy of it. I really envy the gift of creative writers like Pasty. IMO, he is a true twisted genius. And sadly, that stupid fake email was probably my best creative writing attempt of my life.

There were actually 2 emails that I posted. The first one got some good laughs. When I posted the 2nd one... the site was literally taken down for good within seconds. You can imagine my panic.

 

[Marianna-FL_Gator]

 

[Slevin]

 

[MatthewM.]

 

[OcalaGator83]

5 million aint gonna cut it. Going cheap again.

 

[Slevin]

i don't think 5 is going cheap. especially since no other major program is hiring right now. why would we price our selves out with zero competition?

 

[MatthewM.]

That guy has 13 followers, it’s not a real source

 

[BMF]

Who is this guy? (BoozeNcroots)???

 

[EyeDocGator]

5 million aint gonna cut it. Going cheap again.

i don't think 5 is going cheap. especially since no other major program is hiring right now. why would we price our selves out with zero competition?

I think it's a generous offer for a guy with less than 2 years HC experience. The only school that may offer more is Nebraska. If they do we can always counter with another offer. I think there's a good chance Nebraska doesn't offer more, and there's a good chance Frost would rather be a Gator anyway.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

says a dude named booze and cruits whos av says he loves beer.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

says a dude named booze and cruits whos av says he loves beer.

That seems to make it more believable to me.

Glad he isn't some wine sipper.

 

[Lake Gator]

What exactly are croots? Or is that his name and he's just a boozin' his time away?

 

[ThreatMatrix]

 

[Marianna-FL_Gator]

Who is this guy? (BoozeNcroots)???

It's a dude who drops info out of nowhere and most of the time it's legit. He has at least 5 Twitter accts he randomly drops info on. We'll see if this plays out like he's saying.

 

[InstiGATOR1]

So I guess UF put him on a deadline and Frost did not commit quickly enough so they dropped the offer by $1,000,000? When do they go down to $3,000,000?

 

[GatorArts]

I like Frost and hope we get him, but let's just say it falls through for us.... Don't you think a lot of people's hesitation about Kelly will melt away then? After Frost, I think Kelly has to be the favorite to get us where we want to be.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Norvell. Love his offense. Almost a mix of SOS and Creyer.

 

[t-gator]

Norvell. Love his offense. Almost a mix of SOS and Creyer.

Creyer? I've watched a couple of Memphis games this year and I haven't seen one qb dive yet.