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Swamp Donkey

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So, "Coach," what is it you coach?
 

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Coach9;n97484 said:
My Avatar gave it away, huh?
If you coach women's vb and my daughter was on ur team I would have a big problem with ur avatar. I little pervy.
With regards to the game plan:
Had we been a traditional balanced team and then came into the game with a surprise plan to only run I'd be impressed.
There is nothing to hand to the coaches. Wonderful execution by our team but "stopped clock" coaching by the staff.
 

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Coach9;n98425 said:
Predominantly football, baseball and soccer.

That wasn't so hard, was it?

What age?
 

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I've coached a little travel soccer but don't claim any coaching insight into anything.

My Motto is: Try to score more than the other guy!
 

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Jake from State Farm;98439 said:
I've coached a little travel soccer but don't claim any coaching insight into anything. My Motto is: Try to score more than the other guy!
How are your Ladybugs doing this year?
 

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Jake from State Farm;n98439 said:
I've coached a little travel soccer but don't claim any coaching insight into anything.

My Motto is: Try to score more than the other guy!

Ha! My wife got drafted for soccer once. She literally didn't know the rules other than we should be kicking into one of those net-thingies.
 

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the backside on coaches avatar is pretty sublime. Like a fine wine or painting, it needs to be appreciated
 

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Gator98MD;n98641 said:
the backside on coaches avatar is pretty sublime. Like a fine wine or painting, it needs to be appreciated
Don't get me wrong if her hand wasn't in her butt I would love it. There are 1 million sexy things that women do without even knowing it but pulling their underwear out of the crack of their ass is not one of them. That's kind of a turn my head away and give them their privacy moment.
 

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threatmatrix;n98991 said:
Don't get me wrong if her hand wasn't in her butt I would love it. There are 1 million sexy things that women do without even knowing it but pulling their underwear out of the crack of their ass is not one of them. That's kind of a turn my head away and give them their privacy moment.

She's actually giving hand signals to her teammates so they know what play they're running.
 

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threatmatrix;n98991 said:
Don't get me wrong if her hand wasn't in her butt I would love it. There are 1 million sexy things that women do without even knowing it but pulling their underwear out of the crack of their ass is not one of them. That's kind of a turn my head away and give them their privacy moment.

Dude she's got a big ass. You're missing the point
 

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threatmatrix;n98991 said:
Don't get me wrong if her hand wasn't in her butt I would love it. There are 1 million sexy things that women do without even knowing it but pulling their underwear out of the crack of their ass is not one of them. That's kind of a turn my head away and give them their privacy moment.

Someone could give you a million dollars and you'd complain that the bills were crinkly. :facepalm:
 

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This is not the first time he's brought up his issues with Coach's avi. Wrong the first time, still wrong this time
 

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The only thing wrong with Coach9's avatar is she isn't wearing a UF uniform.
 

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Coach9;n98994 said:
She's actually giving hand signals to her teammates so they know what play they're running.
Thank you Coach thank you. Now I can enjoy your avatar without feeling creepy
 

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NavetG8r;n99065 said:
The only thing wrong with Coach9's avatar is she isn't wearing a UF uniform.

Slight adjustment.

Though I'm sure threatmatrix would then get into how she'd been playing sports and probably hadn't showered yet, may have had a salad with garlic vinaigrette for lunch....:blahblah:
 

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soflagator;n99088 said:
Slight adjustment.

Though I'm sure threatmatrix would then get into how she'd been playing sports and probably hadn't showered yet, may have had a salad with garlic vinaigrette for lunch....:blahblah:


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