How Rank Will This Year's Offense Be?

[GatorJB]

I'm thinking we'll average around 420 yards/game. This will put us in the mid to high 40's national ranking.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

I wasnt always as giving as I am now.

That is a lie really. I was always diver down.

So that’s what that Van Halen album title was referring to. Thanks for enlightening me.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

So that’s what that Van Halen album title was referring to. Thanks for enlightening me.

uhhh... what else did you think?

Do I need to explain For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge?

Poundcake?

Busy bopping aint no stoppin now?

Yea them girls are biting good tonight

Everybody wants some

Bottoms Up

Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine
Got the feel for the wheel, keep the moving parts clean

Basically every second single word of Good Enough.....

honestly it would be easier to find something
with no innuendo or overt sexual references

I hope you arent a Chevy fan.

Sit down.

bc Lil Red Corvette aint about a car.

 

[soflagator]

I’m an optimist, so I’ll say somewhere between last year’s #9 ranking and Law’s poster child season(‘04) under Larry Fedora where we came in at #22.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

uhhh... what else did you think?

I just thought they were really into scuba diving.

Do I need to explain For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge?

Poundcake?

Busy bopping aint no stoppin now?

Yea them girls are biting good tonight

Everybody wants some

Bottoms Up

Ain't nothin' like it, her shiny machine
Got the feel for the wheel, keep the moving parts clean

Basically every second single word of Good Enough.....

honestly it would be easier to find something
with no innuendo or overt sexual references

I hope you arent a Chevy fan.

Sit down.

bc Lil Red Corvette aint about a car.

None of those VH songs were from Diver Down. All good songs, but for the most part those had Sammy on lead & had a lot of sexual innuendo. Best song from Diver Down was Where Have All the Good Times Gone. Totally different lyrics relative to the For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge & OU812 albums.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I’m an optimist, so I’ll say somewhere between last year’s #9 ranking and Law’s poster child season(‘04) under Larry Fedora where we came in at #22.

We'd give ANYTHING for a consistent top 20 finisher like Zaunbrecher now.

So, Mullinz first two years and 10 of the last 12 don't count?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I just thought they were really into scuba diving.




None of those VH songs were from Diver Down. All good songs, but for the most part those had Sammy on lead & had a lot of sexual innuendo. Best song from Diver Down was Where Have All the Good Times Gone. Totally different lyrics relative to the For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge & OU812 albums.

Anyway, little pink corvette would have been too obvious.

And they are more red than pink anyway, despite the "they are all pink on the inside" saying.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

Anyway, little pink corvette would have been too obvious.

And they are more red than pink anyway, despite the "they are all pink on the inside" saying.

It was about a red Corvette that was too fast, right???

 

[Swamp Donkey]

It was about a red Corvette that was too fast, right???

But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right
And you say: "Baby, have you got enough gas?"
Oh yeah




Now, move over, baby
Gimme the keys
I'm gonna try to tame your little red love machine

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

Anyway, little pink corvette would have been too obvious.

And they are more red than pink anyway, despite the "they are all pink on the inside" saying.

I listened to Poundcake 10 minutes ago. Black & Blue is on deck.

If you haven’t heard Michael Anthony explain how they came up with the idea for Poundcake, Google it & watch his explanation. Funny story.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

But it was Saturday night, I guess that makes it all right
And you say: "Baby, have you got enough gas?"
Oh yeah




Now, move over, baby
Gimme the keys
I'm gonna try to tame your little red love machine

Wait just a second, you’re not trying to convince me that Billy Idol’s Dancing With Myself is about beating off rather than literally dancing by myself, are you??

Because I’m now really confused as to whether I was spanking the monkey this morning before work or just “dancing…by myself”.

Either way, it felt really good and I “shot” a bullseye.

 

[Brooks]

I think the talent will overcome the stubbornness to do things like play a Senior over a more talented underclassmen. I like like some of our skill guys. We have to have a few surprise guys in there. The TEs are primed for some good production. Gamble and Zipperer could be solid RZ options. Like the rest of you I hope our O Line finally figures out how to run block because we have some really good backs. It would be a shame to waste all that talent. Also how many elite defenses do we face this year? Bama, Lsu and Uga? Other than that the East sucks. We should run everyone else out of the stadium.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

Let’s not overlook the loss of OC Brian Johnson. That’s going to hurt us.

 

[wrpgator]

I think this will be the year we finally execute the offense.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

What say you? What will he do now that he owns every spot on the roster?

No time of possession doesn't count.

I can say with unwavering confidence that it will be the opposite of whatever you say.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I think the talent will overcome the stubbornness to do things like play a Senior over a more talented underclassmen. .

 

[lizardbreath]

I expect frustration, mediocrity and growing discontent. DM was gifted a group of uber-talented O players last year and got goofs like me all worked up when they pummeled UGA in Jax. Then, after setting the table for what could have been a great season, DM and team promptly schatt the bed. My real belief is that the O will be in the 60-80 range and that the defense will fall on its face against anyone with a pulse. I'm not falling for that schytt again - not anytime soon, anyway.

 

[UFHealthGator]

Who cares. It won't be good. Not excited about this season at all. I was debating about going to the bama game, but 3:30pm game in the middle of september while getting demolished by Satan is not my idea of entertainment.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

You guys have it all wrong. We will put up a ton of yards in the second half after Fat Slob Todd has given up 40-45 points and the opposition puts it's their 3rd string.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

You guys have it all wrong. We will put up a ton of yards in the second half after Fat Slob Todd has given up 40-45 points and the opposition puts it's their 3rd string.