Jags sign Tim Tebow to 1-year deal at TE; haters heads explode

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      We need less Cowbell.

      A lot less.
       
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        Are you suggesting a snipe hunting trip for Danny and Scotty in the Everglades? I will buy the gas to get them down there and the beer to celebrate the trip back without them.
         
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          Im suggesting a hunting trip with Dick Cheney.
           
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            After the last guy, shark fishing trip seems appropriate.
             
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              I find this entire thread hysterical. Anybody that dares point out that a man who never played tight end, and who hasn't played football for a decade, is not likely to succeed as an NFL tight end is assumed to hate him, to hate God, and to hate everything Florida football ever stood for, while those who are delusional enough to think that Tim Tebow, because he is Tim Tebow, is the best available player at this position are lauded for their genius.

              What a bunch of rubes.

              My opinion has nothing to do with Tim Tebow the man or Tim Tebow the Christian (personally, I think he's one of the few who actually read the book and who follows it). It has to do with Tim Tebow the tight end. Here, I'll give you that resume:

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                I think you’re taking this all wrong. No one has said that you hate Tebow, hate God, or hate UF. Nor is anyone suggesting that Tim, by genetics, is the best player available at TE. That’s not what Ox was saying at all. He simply said your post was the worst post in the history of message boards. You're reading too much into it.
                 
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                  Yeah, Ox says that sort of crap any time anybody disagrees with his adulation.
                   
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                  Why would you want to hang out with a bunch of rubes? The intellectuals at Swamp Gas would probably suit you better.
                   
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                    Of course it is not a sure thing. I think he has a good chance because of the following:

                    As a QB he already is somewhat familiar with the requirements of the position, the routes they run, the blocking assignments etc.

                    The team does not have good Tight Ends making winning the competition easier.

                    As Tim he is in great physical condition and does not shirk from physical contact that the position requires.

                    As Tim he works very hard and does not like to lose.

                    As Tim he is a great role model for others on the team. Leadership counts.

                    As Tim he would be very valuable in relations with the community. I would hire him for this sort of position if he was willing.

                    As Tim I doubt he will accept a position that he did not earn.

                    As Tim he will take some of the pressure off the new first round QB pick. Even if only in camp in case he does not make the team.

                    So time will tell and I bet he will be playing a variety of positions if he makes the cut.
                     
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                      Does Chuck Norris still wear Tim Tebow pajamas?
                       
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                        Yes, but he has to pay royalties to use 'em.
                         
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                          Or Mudlizard's Virtual Swamp. That's where I fled from after 25 years. I'm a slow learner.
                           
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                            There's someone you should meet...

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                              Good points. It was merely a statistical assumption. Just because 99.99% of the people who denigrate Tim's attempt hate Tim, God, and UF does not necessarily mean you do. It is possible, I suppose, for you to belong to the 0.01% who are honestly confused.

                              P.S. By the way, do you like PB&Js?
                               
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                                  This is not a denial.
                                   
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