Jamais Winston spotted at Winn Dixie. Getting crab legs...with a chaperone!

[Gator87]

I guess he persona non grata at Publix anymore.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

This is hilarious.

What's even funnier is his name is misspelled in the thread title, and I thought at first it was typed out Jame-ass. As you all know, I'm not for making up stupid nicknames (other than Fat Tooley), but I can get behind Jame-Ass.

 

[URGatorBait]

This is hilarious.

What's even funnier is his name is misspelled in the thread title, and I thought at first it was typed out Jame-ass. As you all know, I'm not for making up stupid nicknames (other than Fat Tooley), but I can get behind Jame-Ass.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Shut up, URG-Ass.

 

[URGatorBait]

Shut up, URG-Ass.

 

[PastyStoole]

This is hilarious.

What's even funnier is his name is misspelled in the thread title, and I thought at first it was typed out Jame-ass. As you all know, I'm not for making up stupid nicknames (other than Fat Tooley), but I can get behind Jame-Ass.

Pretty much going with ASS everything at this point. Jame-ASS Winston, Treon HairASS, Will ASS CHIMP , Jeff DrASSkal, Notre Dame Fighting IrASS, mASSachusetts Institute of TechnolASSy. It's just the current climate of things today. Five years ago, I wouldn't have dreamed of calling people these kind of third-grade level names. But the internet and such the way it is, it really requires a different level of juvenility.

 

[ntcrze]

It just goes to show that fame has it's price. That's the price you pay for being the biggest star in college football. I thought the coverage of the uniform "incident" was a bit much, this takes it to another level. The headline I'm looking for is this: JAMEIS WINSTON LOSES A GAME!!!! Stop the presses; Repeat JAMEIS WINSTON LOSES A GAME!!!! Let me know when that happens, I'll pay attention then.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

It just goes to show that fame has it's price. That's the price you pay for being the biggest star in college football. I thought the coverage of the uniform "incident" was a bit much, this takes it to another level. The headline I'm looking for is this: JAMEIS WINSTON LOSES A GAME!!!! Stop the presses; Repeat JAMEIS WINSTON LOSES A GAME!!!! Let me know when that happens, I'll pay attention then.

STFU, Nole.

 

[URGatorBait]

Originally posted by ntcrze View Post
It just goes to show that fame has it's price. That's the price you pay for being the biggest star in college football. I thought the coverage of the uniform "incident" was a bit much, this takes it to another level. The headline I'm looking for is this: JAMEIS WINSTON LOSES A GAME!!!! Stop the presses; Repeat JAMEIS WINSTON LOSES A GAME!!!! Let me know when that happens, I'll pay attention then.



STFU, Nole.

Agreed.

And they will lose to ND. Book it.

 

[Jenny On The Railroad]

You can almost hear what the F$U stooge is saying to Jimbo on that cell phone in his hand: "Yeah. No, he's got the crab legs, yeah. No, he hasn't paid for it yet, we're going straight to the cash register to pay for it now. Well, yeah. He did stop at the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist for a roofie prescription. Yeah, no, I told him he couldn't do that. No, Jim, no we left the BB gun at home just like you asked us to. Gotta go, he looks like he's following a female F$U student and trying put something in her Big Gulp..."

That is great!

 

[HogtownGator]

Close personal chaperonage probably explains 17 days, 20 hours + on the website tracking how long since he has done something stupid. I would say that black socks with shower shoes in Winn Dixie is pretty stupid. He needs someone to dress him, too.

 

[Coach9]

Human frickin' garbage

 

[Munk]

For all you know, they may just happen to share a love of crab legs and black tube socks.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

When I was in college, I didn't have extra $$$ laying around for crab legs and lobster. Hmm...........

 

[MidwestChomp]

It just goes to show that fame has it's price. That's the price you pay for being the biggest star in college football. I thought the coverage of the uniform "incident" was a bit much, this takes it to another level. The headline I'm looking for is this: JAMEIS WINSTON LOSES A GAME!!!! Stop the presses; Repeat JAMEIS WINSTON LOSES A GAME!!!! Let me know when that happens, I'll pay attention then.

No, it's the price to pay for being a dumb-ASS.

 

[deuce]

It just goes to show that fame has it's price. That's the price you pay for being the biggest star in college football. I thought the coverage of the uniform "incident" was a bit much, this takes it to another level. The headline I'm looking for is this: JAMEIS WINSTON LOSES A GAME!!!! Stop the presses; Repeat JAMEIS WINSTON LOSES A GAME!!!! Let me know when that happens, I'll pay attention then.

Take your lame-azz post somewhere else, you Jame-azz

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Shut up, URG-Ass.

Whatever you say, Assquatch.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Whatever you say, Assquatch.

 

[TN G8tr]

Rapeis' babysitter don't be scrong!

 

[heversle]

I started laughing at this, then I realized we could have our own version of Jameis to worry about and got depressed.