Joe Burrow has small hands; destroys knee vs Washington

[-THE DUDE-]

Im gonna be honest. There's something about this kid that says bust to me. He's too cocky and sure of himself. Seems real narcissistic. He thinks his smells like fresh roses. It will be interesting seeing how he handles being surrounded by guys who suck as opposed to guys who are better than everyone they line up against... and a coaching staff that's probably just as bad instead of one of the best. I think he's in for a rude awakening and dont think hes nearly as tough and resilient as he believes himself to be.

What star QB doesn’t? Some may be more humble in the media but to get to that level they have to have the attitude they are the best.

 

[ergator920103]

Who cares. He torched us and every other team he played against this season...

 

[TheDouglas78]

The question does he have regular small hands or small hands like URG with lil smokies for fingers....

 

[Durty South Swamp]

What star QB doesn’t? Some may be more humble in the media but to get to that level they have to have the attitude they are the best.

theres a difference between confidence and cockiness or self importance. guys like brady and brees are confident, guys like winston and this douche are just self important. watch, hes going to blow chunks at the next level.

 

[PastyStoole]

I read this and immediately grabbed a ruler. I'm of average height and weight. I play the bass guitar. I have the love of a good woman. And, I can tell you with a heart filled full of humbleness, that I have a penis that would be described as "the charm of poets and the despair of painters" if such things were the subject of lyrical prose and sown on the fallow of a blank canvass with brush.

But I would have never expected my hands to exceed the size of an NFL quarterback, let alone the Superbowl winner - and they do, ever so slightly, and a full 1/2 of an inch bigger than Burrow's. I can't imagine trying to chuck a football effectively with my mitts, even at the high school level. Burrow jokes about this but it's a pretty significant issue, in my opinion.

Also, a big deal, apparently, with the ladies:

"One study, published in the Asian Journal of Andrology, [of course Asians are obsessing over this stuff] revealed that men with longer ring fingers had longer penises to match"

Small Hands? Here's What That Says About Your Penis

 

[Durty South Swamp]

 

[t-gator]

Not gonna lie,

I read this and immediately grabbed a ruler. I'm of average height and weight. I play the bass guitar. I have the love of a good woman. And, I can tell you with a heart filled full of humbleness, that I have a penis that would be described as "the charm of poets and the despair of painters" if such things were the subject of lyrical prose and sown on the fallow of a blank canvass with brush.

But I would have never expected my hands to exceed the size of an NFL quarterback, let alone the Superbowl winner - and they do, ever so slightly, and a full 1/2 of an inch bigger than Burrow's. I can't imagine trying to chuck a football effectively with my mitts, even at the high school level. Burrow jokes about this but it's a pretty significant issue, in my opinion.

Also, a big deal, apparently, with the ladies:

"One study, published in the Asian Journal of Andrology, [of course Asians are obsessing over this stuff] revealed that men with longer ring fingers had longer penises to match"

Small Hands? Here's What That Says About Your Penis

Not gonna lie. First thing I did after reading this was measure up my ring finger

 

[TheDouglas78]

Not gonna lie,

Not gonna lie. First thing I did after reading this was measure up my ring finger

and 4.5 inches later how did you feel?

 

[ThreatMatrix]

I'm 5'9" hanging upside down. My manspan is 9 1/2". WTF.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Not gonna lie,

Not gonna lie. First thing I did after reading this was measure up my ring finger

You didnt know already?

You have good genes, boy. Im sure you are doing well.

 

[t-gator]

You didnt know already?

You have good genes, boy. Im sure you are doing well.

Don't be so antagonistic. You know it skips a generation, you basterd!

 

[Sec14Gator]

But I would have never expected my hands to exceed the size of an NFL quarterback, let alone the Superbowl winner - and they do, ever so slightly, and a full 1/2 of an inch bigger than Burrow's. I can't imagine trying to chuck a football effectively with my mitts, even at the high school level. Burrow jokes about this but it's a pretty significant issue, in my opinion.

I was curious as well and was also really surprised my hands were a good amount larger. I could barely palm a basketball, but an NFL ball is still much harder for me to throw than the college ball. I agree with you that there is a reason so few with this size hands have had a good career.

 

[GatorFL]

Horrific injury for him today.

 

[deuce]

Bad.......

 

[Sec14Gator]

This thread title is top 10 worthy. Up there with the first shambles thread as far as exemplifying Gatorchatter in just one thread title.

 

[Zambo]

This thread title is top 10 worthy. Up there with the first shambles thread as far as exemplifying Gatorchatter in just one thread title.

Chatter has the best titles period, which is why posters who come up with crappy thread titles are given so much grief. We have standards to uphold.