Gator Basketball Keyontae Johnson accused of sexual assault

[ThreatMatrix]

Do you have any idea of the kind of strenuous physical effort required to forcibly sodomize a woman? Despite what we tell ourselves, most women don't want it, and are willing to put up a hell of a fight *prior* to actual penetration. Then once you're in, the ride is akin to a bucking bronco. You're already physically worn down from the fight prior, now you're hanging on for dear life.

 

[Dunder]

Do you have any idea of the kind of strenuous physical effort required to forcibly sodomize a woman? Despite what we tell ourselves, most women don't want it, and are willing to put up a hell of a fight *prior* to actual penetration. Then once you're in, the ride is akin to a bucking bronco. You're already physically worn down from the fight prior, now you're hanging on for dear life.

No, Keyontae Johnson is no longer a Gator to me. He let his teammates down by pretending to have a heart condition so he could collect disability insurance. He's shown now that he has the physical conditioning required to be a successful rapist. The real injustice here is that his teammates counted on him to be there on the court, perhaps taking us deep into the tourney, but he simply let them down.

How does this post not earn a ban? So cringe.

 

[soflagator]

How does this post not earn a ban? So cringe.

And totally out of character for him as well. That’s the weird part.

 

[oxrageous]

How does this post not earn a ban? So cringe.

It’s not even in his Top 10 of cringe. His best post ever was his legendary poem:

With head in pillow and hips upright,
I filled your mother's 'sh!tter' last night.

Her tongue was nibble, her eyes were flirty,
she ever so eagerly went South on my 'Durty.'

With cheeks colored in a rose like 'flush,'
they filled, and then bellowed, with my viscous gush.

And then 'twas I done, and from your fridge I slowly ate,
my member would harden once more, and 'twas into your mother it'd e'er 'bloviate.'

 

[Gatordiddy]

It’s not even in his Top 10 of cringe. His best post ever was his legendary poem:

With head in pillow and hips upright,
I filled your mother's 'sh!tter' last night.

Her tongue was nibble, her eyes were flirty,
she ever so eagerly went South on my 'Durty.'

With cheeks colored in a rose like 'flush,'
they filled, and then bellowed, with my viscous gush.

And then 'twas I done, and from your fridge I slowly ate,
my member would harden once more, and 'twas into your mother it'd e'er 'bloviate.'

 

[Bushmaster]

It’s not even in his Top 10 of cringe. His best post ever was his legendary poem:

With head in pillow and hips upright,
I filled your mother's 'sh!tter' last night.

Her tongue was nibble, her eyes were flirty,
she ever so eagerly went South on my 'Durty.'

With cheeks colored in a rose like 'flush,'
they filled, and then bellowed, with my viscous gush.

And then 'twas I done, and from your fridge I slowly ate,
my member would harden once more, and 'twas into your mother it'd e'er 'bloviate.'

That right there is Hall of Fame material!!

 

[wrpgator]

Do you have any idea of the kind of strenuous physical effort required to forcibly sodomize a woman? Despite what we tell ourselves, most women don't want it, and are willing to put up a hell of a fight *prior* to actual penetration. Then once you're in, the ride is akin to a bucking bronco. You're already physically worn down from the fight prior, now you're hanging on for dear life.

What you describe is very similar to Rodeo Sex: Rodeo Sex is when you enter your wife from behind, then reach around and grab her breasts. When in a comfortable rhythm, you whisper in her ear: "This is how my girlfriend likes it!"
Then try to stay on for 8 seconds.

 

[wrpgator]

I know nothing of him. Hope it’s not true for his sake. Also, why does he have Colin Powell tattooed on his arm?

It's not Colin Powell, it's Jackie Chiles.

 

[URGatorBait]

What you describe is very similar to Rodeo Sex: Rodeo Sex is when you enter your wife from behind, then reach around and grab her breasts. When in a comfortable rhythm, you whisper in her ear: "This is how my girlfriend likes it!"
Then try to stay on for 8 seconds.

 

[wrpgator]

Had a small MinPin dog that had congestive heart deterioration. Vet prescribed liquid viagra. One local pharmacy had to compound it for the Pin's small size. The drug, per the vet, would allow her to outlive death estimates. She outlived the vet. Yes, it was expensive. I still miss that dog.

Sorry to hear about your pup, Rog. But did you ever say to the vet pharmacy when they were getting ready to compound the liquid viagra for size, that "my dog is about my size"?

 

[Bushmaster]

What you describe is very similar to Rodeo Sex: Rodeo Sex is when you enter your wife from behind, then reach around and grab her breasts. When in a comfortable rhythm, you whisper in her ear: "This is how my girlfriend likes it!"
Then try to stay on for 8 seconds.

I heard it two other ways. Instead of my girlfriend, say "your sister" or "your mom".

 

[Back Alley Gator]

What you describe is very similar to Rodeo Sex: Rodeo Sex is when you enter your wife from behind, then reach around and grab her breasts. When in a comfortable rhythm, you whisper in her ear: "This is how my girlfriend likes it!"
Then try to stay on for 8 seconds.

No no no...you can't use both hands in rodeo sex. You can only use one hand and you have to hang on by her hair.

 

[rogdochar]

I've invented a morning-after pill for men. It changes your DNA.

 

[Alumni Guy]

What you describe is very similar to Rodeo Sex: Rodeo Sex is when you enter your wife from behind, then reach around and grab her breasts. When in a comfortable rhythm, you whisper in her ear: "This is how my girlfriend likes it!"
Then try to stay on for 8 seconds.

Then there’s the Houdini.

Also begin from behind. In the heat of the moment, have your buddy take a turn. But you have to do it so she doesn’t notice the swap.

You then go outside, and tap on the window to get her attention.

 

[wrpgator]

Then there’s the Houdini.

Also begin from behind. In the heat of the moment, have your buddy take a turn. But you have to do it so she doesn’t notice the swap.

You then go outside, and tap on the window to get her attention.

 

[RivalFlorida]

Any news on this front, or did this matter get put to bed.

 

[rogdochar]

Any news on this front, or did this matter get put to bed.

I welcome, rival wit.

 

[URGatorBait]

Any news on this front, or did this matter get put to bed.

That's kinda how we got here isn't it?

 

[rogdochar]

And totally out of character for him as well. That’s the weird part.

... and he did it all faced down.