Mullen's Presser

[gator1946]

This will come as no surprise to most of you. I am stupid. I run an IT company. I know how to use Google. I cannot find his damned press conference from yesterday. WTH? Am I really that incompetent (don't answer that question please) or is the presser on lockdown. I want to see his face as he fields the questions that were obviously asked. There are plenty of reports on what he said. But I can find no vid. Where the hell is the vid.

 

[soflagator]

Do a YouTube search for any post game interviews from 2014 or 2017. Pretty much identical.

 

[LagoonGator68]

Dan Mullen Postgame 11-13-21

 

[LagoonGator68]

Gatorvision from floridagators.com if link doesn’t work

 

[jdh5484]

Mullen had an interesting theory on the difference between giving up 40 + in the first half and only 10 in the second.

Here's my theory: Our D outweighs thier O by 20lbs accross the board. The physicality caught up to them during halftime and fatigue started to take affect.

Or... Dan's theory ... Our D started playing together and stepped up as a unit.

My theory wins.

 

[gator1946]

Thanks for the link. I made it through 5 minutes and had to turn it off. He's got to be kidding me, himself and everyone else. I guess you're really upbeat when you're about to get 12 large and put your feet up.

 

[jdh5484]

Thanks for the link. I made it through 5 minutes and had to turn it off. He's got to be kidding me, himself and everyone else. I guess you're really upbeat when you're about to get 12 large and put your feet up.

Da'nile ain't just a river in Egypt.

 

[Detroitgator]

Thanks for the link. I made it through 5 minutes and had to turn it off. He's got to be kidding me, himself and everyone else. I guess you're really upbeat when you're about to get 12 large and put your feet up.

I'll summarize: Samford is a good, high scoring, team. Your question is disrespectful. Our players need to play better. Everything else OK.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

Thanks for the link. I made it through 5 minutes and had to turn it off. He's got to be kidding me, himself and everyone else. I guess you're really upbeat when you're about to get 12 large and put your feet up.

Offseason with no recruiting and a trip to Big Cedar Lodge | America's Premier Wilderness Resort | Ridgedale, Mo. would put a smile on anyone's face.

 

[LagoonGator68]

Offseason with no recruiting and a trip to Big Cedar Lodge | America's Premier Wilderness Resort | Ridgedale, Mo. would put a smile on anyone's face.

You 2 facepalm turds should know that YouTube blurb led me to Gatorvision link….won’t do it again

 

[Egor's Assistant]

You 2 facepalm turds should know that YouTube blurb led me to Gatorvision link….won’t do it again

Calm down Lagoon. No need to riot. Was facepalming the content, not your effort.

 

[gator1946]

Facepalming has many uses. The only exception is the Donk who gets me regularly. And every time I laugh.

 

[neteng]

You 2 facepalm turds should know that YouTube blurb led me to Gatorvision link….won’t do it again

The messenger does get shot at gatorchatter

 

[Spurdog98]

Here's all you need to know about his press conference

 

[Detroitgator]

Here's all you need to know about his press conference

Dog on a party barge is at least 1000x better than a Mullen presser... even a crapped out party barge. Just sayin'

 

[Mornengswede]

“Look we have winning seasons at Florida. And a win is a win. Georgia has winning seasons. Alabama has winning seasons. We all have winning seasons. We’re in the winning season club. This could be a winning season too. Oh what we don’t win enough for you? How entitled are these fans? Sheesh. Do they even know what a midline is? Hey did we get sacked today? No! Brighten up buttercup. You’re too sensitive! Guys like you always think the cup is half empty. I’m a half full guy. I appreciate the players and all that they give, okay? Don’t disrespect all that they give. You disgust me. Next question.”

 

[LagoonGator68]

Here's all you need to know about his press conference

You got that party barge at Goodwill, right?

 

[lagator]

Mullen had an interesting theory on the difference between giving up 40 + in the first half and only 10 in the second.

Here's my theory: Our D outweighs thier O by 20lbs accross the board. The physicality caught up to them during halftime and fatigue started to take affect.

Or... Dan's theory ... Our D started playing together and stepped up as a unit.

My theory wins.

Or theory number 3, at halftime the players told numbnuts they were going to keep turning the ball back over to Samford and letting them score if he didn’t agree to give all of them 5 Benjamins each. Reportedly Mullinz begrudgingly agreed with the exception of Kitna. For some reason Mullen said in lieu of cash he was going to give Jalen, and I quote, a “humdinger”?

 

[Spurdog98]

You got that party barge at Goodwill, right?

Rental.

 

[Spurdog98]

Dog on a party barge is at least 1000x better than a Mullen presser... even a crapped out party barge. Just sayin'

That crapped out party barge is the NEW gator standard. I go to that lake maybe 2x a year so I rent and take what they give me. It holds a cooler, will go all day on a tank of gas and I take right back to the marina when I'm done. It did have a kick azz stereo.