***OFFICIAL BOWL GAME THREAD: UF vs Virginia***

[SeabeeGator]

Dont forget about the fine details of real swamp cabbage.

I learned there was a soup and salad version- both of which only real Floridians could appreciate. And the salad had green sherbet as a topping for some reason.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

I once had a boil on my ass so I went to the 24 hour clinic. They lanced it and the smell was so bad it was almost good (like cabbage).
Then they packed it with gauze. The pain was so bad I nearly passed out.

 

[gatormandan]

I once had a boil on my ass so I went to the 24 hour clinic. They lanced it and the smell was so bad it was almost good (like cabbage).
Then they packed it with gauze. The pain was so bad I nearly passed out.

Spending a lot of time in bordellos?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Yeah... they'll be swooping in and picking up all the leftover Virginia tickets by the time it's all said and done.

No, Gator fans demand watching big slow fat teams play neanderthal football.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Spending a lot of time in bordellos?

Define “a lot”.

 

[Fodderwing]

Dont forget about the fine details of real swamp cabbage.

Yep, one of the truly important issues facing society!

 

[BMF]

Found this on the Clemson board:

Clemson allowed 17 points vs. Virginia, the most since allowing 20 vs. UNC in September and 6.4 points more than the Tigers' season average of 10.6, which is tops in the country.

The following are season-highs that Clemson allowed last Saturday night: yards (387), passing yards (283), quarterback completion percentage (62.5), plays (75), yards per play (5.16), first downs (23), and third-down conversion percentage (55.36).

 

[Durty South Swamp]

On a serious note... no wonder that woman is rich. Bought a pair for my wife this year.... holy crap they were expensive.

It takes a lot of work for the women to stuff their fat ass into them like a sausage into a casing.

shots fired...

 

[lizardbreath]

I once had a boil on my ass so I went to the 24 hour clinic. They lanced it and the smell was so bad it was almost good (like cabbage).
Then they packed it with gauze. The pain was so bad I nearly passed out.

Information overload at its finest.

 

[B52G8rAC]

Information overload at its finest.

If you are going to share, use correct terminology. You likely had a perianal cyst that needed to be drained. Had one once and when the surgeon was draining it, the nurse said "that's impressive." My wife said the nurse was talking about the cyst. Oh well.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

the nurse said "that's impressive." My wife said the nurse was talking about the cyst. Oh well.

Those bytches all work together to hold us down, bro.

 

[Fishon]

these were the same brainiacs who called the kentucky game

 

[JCTow]

Some people can only use pads...TSS is real bro...I feel that pad community and free bleed enthusiasts feel marginalized and completely offended by not including their safety concerns and hygiene practices in your posts

 

[Durty South Swamp]

one week later... thread still blowing azz...

 

[Musclepug]

 

[JDW]

one week later... thread still blowing azz...

How high were your expectations? This is what I’m concerned with...

 

[Durty South Swamp]

How high were your expectations? This is what I’m concerned with...

im a gcmb poster... my expectations are in the dumper.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

“Legs” is the word.
Spread the word.

#march2amillion

 

[Egor's Assistant]

Can we get a do-over on this thread?

 

[JDW]

Can we get a do-over on this thread?

No mulligans...queensbury rulles only