***OFFICIAL BOWL GAME THREAD: UF vs Virginia***

[SeabeeGator]

On a serious note... no wonder that woman is rich. Bought a pair for my wife this year.... holy crap they were expensive.

 

[bayou gator]

You looking for tips on how to get dressed in the morning?

Got him!

 

[Ancient Reptile]

So why are spanx crotchless? Doesn’t that mean that she also then has to go pantlyless?
Cuz otherwise you run into that age old problem of panties on the outside or inside of a garter belt and stockings. If they’re on the outside it doesn’t look as great. If theyre on the inside then they can’t come off as fast.

Don't know. I am sure that you know more about this than I do.

 

[bradgator2]

It takes a lot of work for the women to stuff their fat ass into them like a sausage into a casing. It wouldnt be practical for them to take them off just to pee. That is why they are crotchless, so they can just pee right through them.

I just hope they take them off to poop.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

You looking for tips on how to get dressed in the morning?

Leave me out of ur sick fantasies. It’s creepy.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

It takes a lot of work for the women to stuff their fat ass into them like a sausage into a casing. It wouldnt be practical for them to take them off just to pee. That is why they are crotchless, so they can just pee right through them.

Pee, huh?

Imagine taking one home, popping the sausage skin off and finding out your brought home 50 more pounds of lovin than you thought.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

On a serious note... no wonder that woman is rich. Bought a pair for my wife this year.... holy crap they were expensive.

So... youre calling your wife fat?

 

[SeabeeGator]

So... youre calling your wife fat?

Not remotely. I think they’re more popular with skinny women than any others. Weird but true.

 

[Gator By Marriage]

Pee, huh?

Imagine taking one home, popping the sausage skin off and finding out your brought home 50 more pounds of lovin than you thought.

I thought you liked really big butts. I swear I just saw you post that somewhere.

 

[Ancient Reptile]

I thought you liked really big butts. I swear I just saw you post that somewhere.

Pee, huh?

Imagine taking one home, popping the sausage skin off and finding out your brought home 50 more pounds of lovin than you thought.

He means how pleasant and exciting it would be to find the extra 50 pounds.

 

[rogdochar]

On a serious note... no wonder that woman is rich. Bought a pair for my wife this year.... holy crap they were expensive.

Seabee, that should come out as holey crap.

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As written in the Bible: Joshua pancaked Jericho. We'll take him!

 

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Who knew a Gator message board could drill down so deep into the subject of Spanx.

 

[SeabeeGator]

Who knew a Gator message board could drill down so deep into the subject of Spanx.

We had a pretty good discussion on tampon market factors and sales strategies as well. Heck of a week.

 

[bayou gator]

We had a pretty good discussion on tampon market factors and sales strategies as well. Heck of a week.

No one can say that this place doesn't have talent! Imagine what we could do if we actually focused our motivations on something other than the Gators... oh, well... f*ck that.

Go Gators!

 

[Alagator]

FIFY

...Rum makes 'Donk too mushy. I prefer men more firm.

Now we understand why the Donk has all those exes, and why he's so bitter and angry all the time. I understand that kind of thing can be very emasculating.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

FIFY

Now we understand why the Donk has all those exes, and why he's so bitter and angry all the time. I understand that kind of thing can be very emasculating.

You need to not worry about my life choices and mind your own business.

 

[Jack o' Diamonds]

Imagine what we could do if we actually focused our motivations on something other than the Gators... oh, well... f*ck that.

That sounds like too much work...

 

[Alagator]

I heard it here that no Gator fans would want to go to the game.

Yeah... they'll be swooping in and picking up all the leftover Virginia tickets by the time it's all said and done.

 

[Alagator]

is Uvag….

@#whenyouneedaneasybowlwintomakeyourselffeelgood…..Uvag.com

Once again talking out of your ass.....Go back and read where I said no one outside of Gatornation would be watching....I wonder how many Uvag fans are there??? Any B10 program or ND would bring 45K plus fans like they do EVERY bowl game no matter where.

You are persistent. I'll give you that much.

 

[bradgator2]

We had a pretty good discussion on tampon market factors and sales strategies as well. Heck of a week.

Dont forget about the fine details of real swamp cabbage.