***OFFICIAL GAME THREAD: UF vs Charleston Southern***

[soflagator]

Take a good look at that picture and see if you can pick out the guy who metaphorically represents Swamp Donkey among all those happy Gator fans.

Hint: He's got a blue water polo hat on.

Are we just going to skip over Tammy "3 Chins" and her moment of second-guessing lesbianism?

 

[divits]

Are we just going to skip over Tammy "3 Chins" and her moment of second-guessing lesbianism?

Yeah, I'm guessing she didn't realize that the bowl cut was mandatory.

 

[InstiGATOR1]

Well UF scored 2 TDs and gained over 300 yards barely against these guys last year. You must be really skeptical of Mullen if you think UF may not score a TD this year.

 

[soflagator]

Expectations are nothing but a setup for disappointment, as in:

My wife expected to marry a tall, rich dude
Kathy Griffin expected to have a relevant voice in politics
and
I expected Trask to start. Then I expected Toney to take it to the end zone twice. Then I expected Franks to run for 93 yards and two scores. Then I expected Franks to throw the ball out of bounds rather than leisurely walk out of bounds with the ball for a four yard loss.

Then I expected that my expectations would not be met. Nailed it!

Ehh. Not the worst post in the world. But I expected more from you.

 

[ChiefGator]

A dominating Gator win where a vast majority of players get into the game. Now what I get might be different.

 

[Durfish]

Ehh. Not the worst post in the world. But I expected more from you.

Happy to oblige your expectation.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

I'm hoping we sell a lot of popcorn.


Too soon?

 

[TheDouglas78]

A win so dominating we get to see backups and not have to worry about the outcome in the 4th quarter

 

[Marine1]

We’ll score several. This is a win.

 

[rogdochar]

Want to see on Defense =
1) Gators attacking on D
2) let's see QB hurries & sacks
3) see DBs sticking like glue
4) want INTs, even pic-6
5) rushed punts with a block or two

Want to see on Offense =
1) Franks ripping off 5-6 yard run gains
2) Franks fooling defense with option moves
3) Franks throwing accurate, tight spirals to safely open WRs & TEs
4) Gator RBs tearing through well opened lanes

** Want all to see joyous Gator players on the sidelines after good plays. For all prospective recruits to love seeing.
And let it build game atop game, like our coaches are developing players & schemes. Let's get it on.

 

[Gatorraid81]

Not gonna have to worry about it now.

 

[Slug]

That Wi-Fi better be good.

 

[RiverRat]

It will be........Next year.

 

[aka]

Mac will be nowhere in sight. It's a win even before kickoff.

 

[MJMGator]

I don’t know what to expect.

 

[divits]

Actually, it was two people on offense blocking each other.

 

[Slug]

It will be........Next year.

****.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Mac will be nowhere in sight. It's a win even before kickoff.

Weve been saying that since Daz.


And Brantley.