Ox can celebrate: Tiger steals Dufner's wife

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GatorTAG;n242192 said:
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Would you guys prefer he was banging Dufner? Sasquatch, you don't need to respond.


Who? Sasquatch?

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I just find out that is Dufner's EX wife. She's fair game to be banged by the entire PGA at this point.
 

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Yes, but the implication is that this may have been one of the reasons for their recent divorce.
 

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I don't know what Dufner would have been worried about, Tiger has trouble gettin it in the hole.
 

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crosscreekcooter;n242303 said:
I don't know what Dufner would have been worried about, Tiger has trouble gettin it in the hole.
Dufner outkicked his coverage with that chick, he knew it, everyone knew it. He should have known she would cheat on him the first chance she got. He needs to stick with fatties from here on - guaranteed loyalty.
 

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oxrageous;n242307 said:
Dufner outkicked his coverage with that chick, he knew it, everyone knew it. He should have known she would cheat on him the first chance she got. He needs to stick with fatties from here on - guaranteed loyalty.

Are you speaking from experience?
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WobbleGator;n242317 said:
One month vacation is in someone's near future.
I'm just asking the question. Ox is a well traveled man, certainly he has a wealth of knowledge to share.
 

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Got to be some validity to this story. Tiger shot a great round today.

Despite a late double-bogey in Round 1 of the Greenbrier Classic, Tiger Woods posted his first round in the 60s since the Masters in April.
 

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I wouldn't consider the former Mrs. Dufner a "slump buster" but whatever works...

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oxrageous;n242307 said:
Dufner outkicked his coverage with that chick, he knew it, everyone knew it. He should have known she would cheat on him the first chance she got. He needs to stick with fatties from here on - guaranteed loyalty.

Certainly worked for me with your mom.
 

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To mama joke? Nice.


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