Just bc the Bama DA leads a cloistered life in iar conditioned leisure in the humid South, doesn't mean the other 99% of us do. You'd think no one else broke a sweat. Is he devaluing the difficulty and worth of inside work? Has he never mowed a yard or walked to his car outdoors? Does he intend to give the same break to the roofers, yard service workers, highway workers, migrant laborers, farmers that commit offenses? Lame excuse, but like in any well oiled well established corrupt system, it doesn't really have to be a good one.