Roll Tide?

[chferg]

Yall think our board can get bad during a loss. Check this out

https://www.rollbamaroll.com/2015/9/2...ime-week-three

What the **** are you going to do? **** this ****ing game.​

WHAT KIND OF JOHNNY FOOTBALL BULL**** WAS THAT?!?
He throws a duck it bounces twice for a TD.
HOW IS THIS HAPPENING​

cock and balls​

Dear BDS, STOP RINGING THE STUPID ****ING 3RD DOWN BELL.
"Kirby dialing up the pressure." Sure.​

Maybe...
Daniel Tosh is trolling us by kidnapping Lane and calling plays...​

"If you need hard to get Alabama tickets, wait 30 minutes; the price will go down."​

Our offense is eating dry bricks of **** right now​

Let this sink in
a white guy is our go to receiver.​

This team just straight chokes like the Buffalo Bills. But hey, #1 recruiting classes...​

Defense gonna have to score; Offense is sucking balls.
And I'm gettin' drunk...​

If I continue drinking gasoline
Does the pain go away?​

If we're paying for calls, we're not getting our money's worth.​

So... this is what it feels like to be ole miss​

Funny, we used make them evacuate their bowels. Now, the best we can hope for is to "effect" the cocksuckers... while they rainbow the ****ing ball over our adorable, t-rex armed DBs.​

Does Nick even ****ing know what a pass-rushing defensive lineman looks like? Don't answer that, it's probably pretty depressing.​

We're "one break" away, Kirk? SHUT THE **** UP, YOU SNOTTY BUCKEYE ****-EATING BITCH-MADE LITTLE ****.​

Yeah. Everyone this offseason who talked about Alabama gets all the calls can ****. RIGHT. OFF.​

Golly Lane, I wonder if they're not afraid of the downfield threat? PLEASE JUST GO TO ****ING MIAMI YOU ****ING LOSER.​

Oh hell
tumblr porn here I come.​

Last one out, don't forget the lights
I'm off to dream of things to do on Saturdays.​

What Aztec god have we angered?​

The day Coker completes the deep ball is the day I get laid​

HOLY ****ING BIG BLACK DICKS IN MY ASS IM GETTING SALTY AS ****​

This game is stupid, can we start over?​

**** you, Katy Perry. I don't know how you did it... But I know this is somehow your fault.​

I feel like this game was a fair fight and then Alabama blew their own leg off with turnovers and Ole Miss took advantage by using that leg to beat Bama to death​

This is a ****ing disaster.​

I have 0 ****s to give now​

I hate our offense. I would rather inject my vomit into my veins than watch this.​

Coker sucks, Bateman sucks, Cornwell sucks, Morris sucks, Barnett will probably suck.​

Seeing Nick Saban clapping like Mack Brown on the sideline makes me want to vomit.​

Oh great now we're Auburn with the trick plays.
HEY LANE, RUN ANOTHER TRICK PLAY BITCH!​

Cam Coker?​

It's been a good run. I had fun, we've had our time in the sun but now it's time for the sun to set.​

I hate that I care this much about something that has so little impact on my life.​

Did Derrick Henry and the toss sweep transfer​

Alabama where 5 star talent comes to die​

Bama still performing an abortion​

Refs have got to ****ing call that ****ing lineman downfield! **** **** **** **** these ****ing refs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

games are ****ing rigged for these ****ing hs coaches and their ****ing cheating,. ****ing bull****.​

Coker just lost his used car salesman job.​

Coker doing his Jeremy Johnson impression.... It's spot on​

Cyrus jones could make a good living selling burnt toast​

They need to rename the iron bowl the retarded ****ing quarterbacks bowl.​

Who has the BRICK?​

We're gonna need an ENT surgeon to remove all the jizz out of our sinus cavities, and an ophthalmologist to reinsert eyeballs into sockets.​

Coker is a highly functional retard. No doubt about it.​

This was an abortion from the start.
The abortion was thrown into a dumpster, and the dumpster set on fire..​

Filet of ****meon.​

Can we ****ing find a quarterback. I'll trade 3 of ours for middle tn qb. Right ****ing now.​

Our QB is an open mouth breather​

Ehh...I think we lost because we have a retard coaching special teams, we have no QB development, five turnovers, **** playcalling, No QB...ummm..did I say no QB development. Saban is jackleg for sticking with "Choker"..this season is shot...let the freshman come up and start working on next year. Whether Saban is here or not...Who gives a **** anymore​

Well, it has been a fun 7 years, but all good things must come to an end. I just hope we **** up one of the Nkemdiche brothers on our way to one of the most embarrassing losses in program history.​

Jesus tap dancing Christmas just put Barnett in​

 

[-THE DUDE-]

Saban is jackleg for sticking with "Choker"..this season is shot...let the freshman come up and start working on next year. Whether Saban is here or not...Who gives a **** anymore

And SOS and Meyer thought this place was tough to coach at

 

[maheo30]

That's pure gold.

 

[MJMGator]

One loss and they throw in the towel...on the season and the entire program.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Apparently Law has a lot of relatives who root for Bama.

 

[MJMGator]

Apparently Law has a lot of relatives who root for Bama.

I thought of him several times while reading it.

 

[WobbleGator]

That is some hilarious sh*t right there.

 

[AlexDaGator]

"What Aztec God have we angered"






Alex.

 

[GMDGator]

Coker doing his Jeremy Johnson impression.... It's spot on

 

[chferg]

Golly Lane, I wonder if they're not afraid of the downfield threat? PLEASE JUST GO TO ****ING MIAMI YOU ****ING LOSER.

 

[Alagator]

Let this sink in a white guy is our go to receiver.

If we're paying for calls, we're not getting our money's worth.

Last one out, don't forget the lights I'm off to dream of things to do on Saturdays.

Ehh...I think we lost because we have a retard coaching special teams, we have no QB development, five turnovers, **** playcalling, No QB...ummm..did I say no QB development. Saban is jackleg for sticking with "Choker"..this season is shot...let the freshman come up and start working on next year. Whether Saban is here or not...Who gives a **** anymore

Well, it has been a fun 7 years, but all good things must come to an end. I just hope we **** up one of the Nkemdiche brothers on our way to one of the most embarrassing losses in program history.

What a bunch of spoiled pansies.

Oh! And calling this one of the most embarrassing looses in program history. Seriously! Get outta here! Hey bama, allow me to introduce you to Georgia Southern...or Vandy, at home for homecoming...or Mizzou, who barely managed 100 yards of offense, also at home for homecoming.

 

[GMDGator]

oh yeah... ROWWWWWWWWW TIIIIIIIIIIDE! Right PAWWWWWWWWWWWL!

 

[PatDooleySucks]

Our offense is eating dry bricks of **** right now

 

[GatorTAG]

Imagine that place when Saban retires and coach in waiting Kiffy takes over.

 

[cornbread]

reading that made my day

 

[stephenPE]

Those guys are worth the price of admission. Best one to me

Let this sink in
a white guy is our go to receiver.

Some of the funniest stuff I have read since Lewis Grizzard.

 

[ATXGator]

Wow... that was truly epic. Nothing but appreciation for you posting that ferg!

 

[stephenPE]

Missed this one..........

I hate our offense. I would rather inject my vomit into my veins than watch this.

 

[LagoonGator68]

Damn, I almost aspirated....I can remember when we used to be that passionate and funny....

 

[Zambo]

Embarrassing


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