RUMOR: The Chimp to Michigan as DC

[williston_gator]

@FQSouthCarolina: Will Muschamp is expected to be Named the Defensive Coordinator for Michigan

 

[78]

Dude is like someone who can’t stand being alone after a breakup. He’ll jump into any co-dependent relationship. Same goes for Michigan. They deserve each other.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Perfect.

Let him destroy another program.

I just wish it was another SEC East team.

 

[Bait'n Gator]

Michigans style of football is perfect for muschamp. Gaurantee he jerks off every night at the thought of a "3 yards and a cloud of dust" style team.

 

[78]

Perfect.

Let him destroy another program.

I just wish it was another SEC East team.

How many remaining victims? He’s run roughshod through the division like the plague.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

How many remaining victims? He’s run roughshod through the division like the plague.

Timerc and Ugly need a coordinator.

 

[78]

Timerc and Ugly need a coordinator.

Well, he and Kirby are best buds. I’d love to see them go down the black Dwag hole together.

 

[soflagator]

So in a span of just 10 years, the Muschamp family has moved from Austin to Gainesville, then to Auburn, then to Columbia, and now to Ann Arbor. That's 5 homes they've lived in total over the course of a decade, and this is most likely no more than a 1-2 year stint as well. I know there's a lot of money involved, but you have to think she regrets marrying this retard who clearly isn't good at the profession he insists on trying. I imagine if the botox hadn't completely killed off all facial muscular movement, she'd be giving him quite the scowl right now.

 

[Gatorup!]

So in a span of just 10 years, the Muschamp family has moved from Austin to Gainesville, then to Auburn, then to Columbia, and now to Ann Arbor. That's 5 homes they've lived in total over the course of a decade, and this is most likely no more than a 1-2 year stint as well. I know there's a lot of money involved, but you have to think she regrets marrying this retard who clearly isn't good at the profession he insists on trying. I imagine if the botox hadn't completely killed off all facial muscular movement, she'd be giving him quite the scowl right now.

I'd rather live in Ann Arbor than in Columbia.

 

[rogdochar]

Muschamp: always teaching lessons in CFB. But he still needs to try teams & conferences where defense is foreign, an illegal alien deported from the SEC? Cold cold Michigan needs a big fire. Stoke it, Mustcramp.

 

[Gator98MD]

He, and by virtue her, have generational money. I’m sure she’s fine with things

 

[GBHOR]

I'd rather live in Ann Arbor than in Columbia.

Too effing cold, lived in Maine for 10+ years and came back to Fl as soon as I could. Hell South Carolina gets too cold for me.

 

[78]

I'd rather live in Ann Arbor than in Columbia.

You sure about that?

 

[Frozen Gator]

Sounds great to me. Couldn't be much better unless he took a job in Canada.

 

[aka]

So many programs to fleece, and so little time.

 

[rogdochar]

Make it the M&M candy-azzes; let him DC for Central Michigan.

 

[soflagator]

He, and by virtue her, have generational money. I’m sure she’s fine with things

Dude, she wakes up to William Larry Muschamp every day, hasn't felt her face in years, spends the first half of the day reading about how awful her husband is, while counting down the minutes till 11 so she can crack her first bottle of cabernet, and after picking up the kids from school and having to endure their incessant stories of how "Tommy said my Dad sucks!" and "mom what does DIAF mean?", can barely pull crookedly into the driveway before launching out of the car to see if there are any 'ludes left behind the TV.

Trust me when I say this. It's a miserable existence.

 

[Gator98MD]

She’s going black market for the disco biscuits since they haven’t been manufactured in the US since the early 80’s

 

[rogdochar]

She recently set up "chalkboards" around the house for self-protection.

 

[RiverRat]

Well at least he didn't go back to LSU.