Tennessee Hate

[bradgator2]

I love this guy. He makes fun of all the schools.... but his Tennessee one makes me laugh the most:

 

[cover2]

LOL'd on this. Made me think it would be a good feature film venture for a hip hop movie producer, a Tennessee remake of Brokeback Mountain (another "Spike Lee joint") perhaps?

 

[lrtx1]

Needs a bazillion likes. Ive been looking for some Luther vids.

 

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[gatormandan]

They were ready for a beat down prior to LDR going down so now they have a glimmer of hope because of AA and they are in for a world of hurt.

 

[URGatorBait]

lol, the comments are great. The UT fans commenting are pissed about it, the UF fans posting are trolling him, one asked for the proceeds to go to Dobbs to get some eyebrows

And 2 morons actually gave $5 each. Idiots haha

 

[MertzJay26]

lol, the comments are great. The UT fans commenting are pissed about it, the UF fans posting are trolling him, one asked for the proceeds to go to Dobbs to get some eyebrows

And 2 morons actually gave $5 each. Idiots haha

That's amazing Lolol. This is nice motivation for our OL

 

[SGG]

I posted this before last year's game, but it's as relevant now as it was then:

Let me share with you why I hate UT.

I am a lifelong Gator fan. I moved to Florida when I was 4, and was immediately enamored with anything UF. When I graduated from UF in 1991, my first job took me out of the state, and my climb up the career ladder had me move to Tennessee in 1996. I expected it to be a 2 year stint.

19 years later, I am still here. This is where I bought a home, the only one my family has known. We live in a great town, suburb of Nashville with good neighborhoods and great schools, good enough to get my oldest daughter into UF. She is a freshman this year. It's really almost perfect.

Listen...my hatred for Clown College and Leghumper U is appropriately at a level so deep, so dark, that you would never speak of it at cocktail parties. Women and children weep. But living here for 19 years has elevated my hatred for UT to similar levels, despite the dominance we've had for most of my years here. Why?

First, that fcking orange. It's everywhere. Shirts. Hats. Trucks. Hair. Signs. It's just hideous- the putrid, pumpkin shade of orange you only see in those little 4-pack of waxy, useless crayons made in Korea that kids get at sh!tty restaurants. I drive 10 miles to Lowes instead of 1/2 mile to Home Depot just to avoid that.fcking.orange.

Next, their fans are morons. Not garden variety idiots mind you, but the fat, ugly, smelly, truck-stop hat wearing, cross-eyed, yellow-toothed, spittle when they talk mentally-defective imbeciles. They usually have sh!t all over their face when they eat. The men wear overalls, and the women muumuus. They talk sh!t all year, convinced that this is the year when it turns around to their former glory. I've been flipped off, honked at, and yelled at (in an unintelligible string of grunts) for having a gator plate on my car.

But finally... and really the reason bigger than all others...


That fcking song.

They play it everywhere. EVERYWHERE! At the grocery store, in the elevators, at the high school games, in the parades, at funerals. It's nails on a chalkboard. You'd think it was the gap-tooth national anthem. The hillbillies stand at attention, with their crossed-eyes staring off in space like a dog hearing a high pitch whistle. I hate that fcking song. When it comes on, my wife hides all sharp objects for fear that I will jam them into my head in an attempt to burst my eardrums.

My only salvation has been the winning streak that, each year, makes these half-witted prairie dogs go back into their holes to lick their wounds. I need 3 more years. When daughter #2 graduates, we are putting this place in our rear view mirror, never to return. Not because of our town (we will miss it), or our friends (from Vandy), or our home we came to love. No, it's because of that song.

That fcking song.

I am coming down Saturday for the game, and will leave without a voice, which I'll leave in the stands. If I hear any hint of "that song", hide the pencils.

Go Gators.

Remove UT in this rant and insert UGay. I absolutely, 100%, unequivocally, hate all things UGay with a passion from growing up there.

From that stupid bulldog in his air conditioned doghouse, to Hershel and all 87 of his personalities, to that armpit of a state, the ignoramuses that always think "this is our year" one week, and the next week they want the entire coaching staff fired (seriously, all of my social media friends were clamoring for the firing of Kirby in favor of rehiring Rev. Richt 2 quarters into the first game this season), and finally their insistence that they're an elite program, despite not being relevant in 36 years.

Don't get me wrong, I hate UT and FSU too, almost equally as bad....but there's just something about that ugly red and black......and "Go Dawgs" like it's their fkin mating call.

 

[SGG]

"Fore-head hung him out-to-dry"

 

[Swamp Queen]

Needs a bazillion likes. Ive been looking for some Luther vids.

Since that was posted on Batesy's YouTube page, I'm hoping it's not the last! Really hoping he posts more of those old skits and songs!

 

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[Captain Sasquatch]

Between the dip drool and PEYTO MAIG........

 

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[EuroGator]

Can You Spare Some Dip

 

[EuroGator]

Luther does yoga!

 

[EuroGator]

Doh. I looked for a thread title, but I've been too busy recently to stay current on the board. Thanks mods!