The final results are in

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Here's how this delicious season shook out. With 130 teams, the midline is 65.

Scoring offense 109th
Rushing offense 78th
Passing offense 101st
Total offense 112th

Punt returns 104th
Kickoff returns 62nd
Punt returns allowed 104th
Kickoff ret allowed 128th

Penalties 88th
Turnover margin 89th
Sack 67th
Sacks allowed 121st

Scoring defense 73rd
Rushing defense 50th
Passing defense 29th
Total defense 31st
 

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The final results are in. Zambo exclaimed that he wished that I didn't exist so that means he wants me DEAD or never born. That is TOTALLY UNCALLED for as I am a fellow HUMAN BEING and I have a family with a 1 year old son. They are glad that I exist. I am currently gathering all information just in case something does happen to me cause we have motive on here. The final results are in...
 

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So @gators4224 gave my post a dislike for some reason. Even though I have never given out a dislike, if I did it would be because of somebody's opinion rather than simply posting some stats.
 

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I thought you were Mr. Pumper ? If so why you posting a thread like this? Sounds like a lot of “moaning and whining”
You could write everything you know about me on the back of a stamp with a crayon. Mr. Pumper? Yeah, you've got me pegged with that huge brain of yours.
 

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Well if this ranking is by passing yards per game, then according this according to this site:

https://www.teamrankings.com/college-football/stat/passing-yards-per-game

that only counts stats from games against FBS teams, one team with a worse passing yard per game this year than UF was MISSISSIPPI STATE UNIVERSITY. Let that sink in for a while.

And for good measure the Miss. State QBs had a slightly lower QB rating than the UF QBs this year.

https://www.teamrankings.com/college-football/stat/average-team-passer-rating

Again let that one sink in.
 

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So @gators4224 gave my post a dislike for some reason. Even though I have never given out a dislike, if I did it would be because of somebody's opinion rather than simply posting some stats.
Wait until Mr. Rocket City (aka Coach9) gets his britches in a wad an doesn't agree with you. Dislike City more like it.
 

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Ohhhhh.... I know one that is worse. Cowbell! Worse than Nussdump, yes, Cowbell.
 

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Well if this ranking is by passing yards per game, then according this according to this site:

https://www.teamrankings.com/college-football/stat/passing-yards-per-game

that only counts stats from games against FBS teams, one team with a worse passing yard per game this year than UF was MISSISSIPPI STATE UNIVERSITY. Let that sink in for a while.

And for good measure the Miss. State QBs had a slightly lower QB rating than the UF QBs this year.

https://www.teamrankings.com/college-football/stat/average-team-passer-rating

Again let that one sink in.

This makes me sick to my stomach
 

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It’s going to be a long off season of wishful thinking and temple rubbing...
 

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Well if this ranking is by passing yards per game, then according this according to this site:

https://www.teamrankings.com/college-football/stat/passing-yards-per-game

that only counts stats from games against FBS teams, one team with a worse passing yard per game this year than UF was MISSISSIPPI STATE UNIVERSITY. Let that sink in for a while.

And for good measure the Miss. State QBs had a slightly lower QB rating than the UF QBs this year.

https://www.teamrankings.com/college-football/stat/average-team-passer-rating

Again let that one sink in.


God... I wish I could suck so bad that I am literally one of the worst in the world, at the one thing I am supposed to be good at, and still somehow make $7 million per year.

I am still in a state of shock at how this all happened, and how anyone can actually think hiring Mullen was a good thing for us. Is this some kind of conspiracy to kill football at UF?
 

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Ahhh, I see BruceWayne, the dark knight of dislikes, has joined the party. Tell me something asshat, why is your screen name BruceWayne, but your avatar is the Joker? Maybe if your screen name was #1GatorFan you'd choose Ugga or the glitter boys for your avatar. Makes about as much sense.
 

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Well if this ranking is by passing yards per game, then according this according to this site:

https://www.teamrankings.com/college-football/stat/passing-yards-per-game

that only counts stats from games against FBS teams, one team with a worse passing yard per game this year than UF was MISSISSIPPI STATE UNIVERSITY. Let that sink in for a while.

And for good measure the Miss. State QBs had a slightly lower QB rating than the UF QBs this year.

https://www.teamrankings.com/college-football/stat/average-team-passer-rating

Again let that one sink in.
Sometimes you have to look at the QB available. Look back before Fitzgerald and tell us how they did passing.
 

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