The Jimbo Fisher Show - Nole Nutrition and Trail Mix

[Captain Sasquatch]

So SQ and I were out having dinner last night, and the bar had the Jimbo Show on. We mostly ignored it until a segment came on that looked like a cooking show. Lo and behold, they actually devote 4.5 minutes of their coach show to nutrition. This week's segment was on trail mix.

Of all the awesome things in this video, take note of the following:
1. Excessive Muscle Milk product placement in the background
2. PBS-esque background music
3. Giant bag of Peanut M&M's being advertised in the foreground, but not actually being used
4. Powerade cups
5. The dude actually making the trail mix looks stoned AF
6. THEY SPENT FOUR AND A HALF MINUTES TEACHING THEIR MORON FAN BASE HOW TO MAKE TRAIL MIX DURING THE COACH SHOW.

 

[AlexDaGator]

Need to add this to the GatorChatter recipe book.


"Jimbo's Nuts"

no, better still

"Two Virgins Making Nuts"



Where is Candy's recipe for sweet, hot, dark Gator chocolate?



And we need somebody to post Jameis' crab legs recipe too.



Alex.

 

[NavetG8r]

They don't sell trail mix at the circus anymore?

 

[SGG]

They don't sell trail mix at the circus anymore?

No, but they still have an ample supply of Cracker Jacks.

 

[Gator98MD]

I remember going to bars and chilling with my wife.....before kids that is.

 

[bradgator2]

Next week will be how to heat up pop tarts.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

I remember going to bars and chilling with my wife.....before kids that is.

Freedom is a great thing, maybe the best of things.

 

[rogdochar]

"Spent 3 hours at my wife's gravesite today.
From the kitchen window it looks like I'm digging her a fishpond."

"Aren't all gigolos buysexual ? "

"Many a Seminole cheerleader swoons putting on lipstick 'cause she thinks it's makeup sex."

 

[soflagator]

Next week will be how to heat up pop tarts.

"And don't forget to tune in on the 27th for a special edition, where we'll tackle how to clean up a toaster induced kitchen fire..."

 

[GatorBart]

So SQ and I were out having dinner last night, and the bar had the Jimbo Show on. We mostly ignored it until a segment came on that looked like a cooking show. Lo and behold, they actually devote 4.5 minutes of their coach show to nutrition. This week's segment was on trail mix.

Of all the awesome things in this video, take note of the following:

5. The dude actually making the trail mix looks stoned AF

That guy may look like he's stoned AF, but my radar tells me that he's never been high.

 

[Swamp Queen]

You're right, much better with sound!

"Dried fruit is dried"

"We use Chex, just cuz"

 

[CapitalGator02]

"Make sure to tune in for next week's segment with special guest Jameis Winston. He'll give you inside knowledge on how to rape, pillage and to whip up a mean crab leg souffle!"

 

[rogdochar]

"Make sure to tune in for next week's segment with special guest Jameis Winston. He'll give you inside knowledge on how to rape, pillage and to whip up a mean crab leg souffle!"

... Where he makes a Publix spectacle of himself.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I'm surprised they didn't suggest adding a little Candi, you know for that dessert aspect.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

So SQ and I were out having dinner last night, and the bar had the Jimbo Show on.

I must have missed it, but since when does Waffle House have a bar?