Things I'd rather do than watch soccer

Swamp Donkey

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It seems we lost this thread in the changeover. I don't think we were done yet.
 

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Ouch. I watched...couldn't help it...no good movies on...
 

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Not read this thread, the US games have been fun to watch.
 

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I took my dog for a walk...he **** 4 times in an hour...it smelled awful and i had to pick it up with those little baggies and it was still better than soccer.
 

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Watch soccer or watch reruns of "Sex and the City"? That's a tough call.
 

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That soccer match yesterday was more entertaining than all the Gator football games i watched last year.
 

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Gatorwitt said:
That soccer match yesterday was more entertaining than all the Gator football games i watched last year.
So is watching paint dry.
 

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Watch soccer or hit my big toe with a sledge hammer. I'll go with soccer in a close one this time.
 

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Awww man, that must be where about 70 of my posts went. Anyway, I ended up making a liar out of myself. My Son is here visiting and he's a huge soccer fan so I had no choice but watch some of the games with him. It wasn't as terrible as I thought, but it ain't American Football!
 

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Gatorwitt;n8923 said:
That soccer match yesterday was more entertaining than all the Gator football games i watched last year.
So is watching paint stay wet on a humid day.
 

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I thought this thread was going to be about Wobble.


Alex.
 

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2-45+ minute halves with zero commercials playing for pride in one's country... You might want to give it a shot...
 

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Jogging around for 90 mins plus to have scores like 1-0? Yeah, no thanks.
 

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WobbleGator;n9107 said:
Jogging around for 90 mins plus to have scores like 1-0? Yeah, no thanks.
90 minute game and it went like what 120 minutes or something? I didn't watch but heard on sports talk radio and they were trying to give live updates and nobody could figure out when it was officially over. Makes no sense to me on top of it being extremely boring.
 

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