This shouldn’t even be possible

[AuggieDosta]

When I was pregnant with our daughter we were told that it’s not a viable pregnancy. She will be 19 next month and seems viable.

 

[CDGator]

 

[AuggieDosta]

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Where were you, and this lil nugget, when I lived at home and my Mom used to admonish me for not making my bed?

 

[CDGator]

Where were you, and this lil nugget, when I lived at home and my Mom used to admonish me for not making my bed?

 

[CGgater]

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Yeah, if you’re a NEAT FREAK…

 

[CDGator]

Yeah, if you’re a NEAT FREAK…

What does 52 times a year say about a person? Asking for a friend.

 

[AuggieDosta]

Yeah, if you’re a NEAT FREAK…

You stole my answer.

 

[CGgater]

What does 52 times a year say about a person? Asking for a friend.

It says, “hey, I have no choice. I’m married to a stinky man.” Answering for my wife.

 

[Seedy]

What does 52 times a year say about a person? Asking for a friend.

I thought the sheets changed themselves…like the laundry washed itself and the dinner just came preheated.

Put another log on the fire.

 

[CDGator]

I thought the sheets changed themselves…like the laundry washed itself and the dinner just came preheated.

Put another log on the fire.

And tell me why you’re leaving me…

 

[AlexDaGator]

What does 52 times a year say about a person? Asking for a friend.

Pro tip: Get a couple of those giant beach towels. When Seedy is feeling amorous, throw one over the sheets first. Easy clean-up, nobody has to sleep on the wet spot, and you don't have to change your sheets as often.

Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk. For more housekeeping advice, follow me at #LazyRedneckBachelorHacks.com.

Alex.

 

[CDGator]

 

[Jack o' Diamonds]

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That appears appropriate for the French...

 

[CDGator]

 

[CDGator]

 

[Gatordiddy]

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“men” - lol.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

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Back in my bachelor days, I knew when the sheets started to have a crunching type sound it was time for a change of linen.

My wife really appreciates my efforts now after she makes the bed, I break them in correctly with a healthy fart at bedtime, sometimes I even get lucky and she's already asleep and I can lift the sheet over her head and unknowingly to her give her the dutch oven treatment.

 

[CDGator]

Back in my bachelor days, I knew when the sheets started to have a crunching type sound it was time for a change of linen.

My wife really appreciates my efforts now after she makes the bed, I break them in correctly with a healthy fart at bedtime, sometimes I even get lucky and she's already asleep and I can lift the sheet over her head and unknowingly to her give her the dutch oven treatment.

Wow, your wife sure is a lucky woman.

 

[CDGator]

 

[CGgater]

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Sleepy joe: “Put your trust in the government.”