Tuesday Favorites… Greatest Single Line in a Song

[Nalt]

The song doesn’t say, “She broke so much”

Oh, well that answered the question that I had at first...

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Long-legged Lisa, all the boys used to tease her.
Now she's grown up tall, ya know she really likes to ball.

 

[Gatordiddy]

"So you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking
Racing around to come up behind you again.
The sun is the same in a relative way but you're older,
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death."


First cassette tape I bought for my car in high school...

 

[Seedy]

One down, one to go.
Another town and one more show
Downtown they're giving away
But she never came back

 

[Detroitgator]

One down, one to go.
Another town and one more show
Downtown they're giving away
But she never came back

I still really like that album... lots of good HS memories.

 

[bradgator2]

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air
Said I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time
She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine!

 

[Seedy]

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,
And she stuck him up in the air
Said I sure do love this big brown beaver
And I wish I did have a pair
Now the beaver once slept for seven days
And it gave us all an awful fright
So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch
And the bastard tried to bite me
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time
She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine!

I played this for CDGator only a few short weeks ago.
and "My name is mud"

 

[Frozen Gator]

To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time to every purpose, under heaven

A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep

To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time to every purpose, under heaven

 

[g8tr76]

"Yeah, whiskey every morning
Whiskey every night
As long as I got my whiskey
Everything's alright"

"Let Me Go Home Whiskey" by Amos Milburn and his Aladdin Chickenshackers

 

[CDGator]

You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar
When I met you
I picked you out, I shook you up
And turned you around
Turned you into someone new

 

[Spearo Gator]

Now you’re mess’n with….a son of biiiiiiiitch…..now you’re mess’n with a son of bitch

 

[Spearo Gator]

Clarence Carter for the win! This is a Gainesville and/DJ Chapps song for me.

Yes! But…+1
Stroke it Clarence Carter but don’t stroke so fast, if my stuff ain’t tight enough you can stroke in my a$$
I be strokin…

 

[Durty South Swamp]

brass monkey, that funky chunky monkey

 

[Durty South Swamp]

my anaconda dont want none...

 

[Gatordiddy]

my anaconda dont want none...

if it ain't got buns, hon.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

why dont we get drunk and screw...

 

[Durty South Swamp]

well i was drunk, the day my mom, got out of prison,
and i went, to pick her up, in the rain,
but before i could get to the station in my pickup truck,
she got runned over by a damned old train...

 

[Spearo Gator]

*She packed up her bags and she took off down the road.
She left me here stranded, with the bills she owed.
She gave me a false address.
Took off with my American Express.
Sunspot Baby, she sure had me way out guessed.

*They do respect her but, they love to watch her strut!

 

[Durty South Swamp]

She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone

 

[cover2]

”Son” she said. “Have I got a little story for you
What you thought was your daddy was nothing but a…
While you were sitting’ home alone at age thirteen
Your real daddy was dyin’
Sorry you didn’t see him, but I’m glad we talked…”

Don’t know that I’d say it’s my favorite, but it’s real.