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If your horny... let's do it... ride it...
Foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo!!!Thought your durty ass was going to go with:
"Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket"
or
"Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker"
or
"Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten"
All by the bloodhound gang
Maybe this should be in the "Bad Parenting" thread, but I'm pretty sure my three kids knew the words to Bad Touch when they were approximately 4, 6, and 8 respectively... seems to have worked out OK, that's why I'm posting it here instead.Foxtrot, uniform, charlie, kilo!!!
But you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals...
Maybe this should be in the "Bad Parenting" thread, but I'm pretty sure my three kids knew the words to Bad Touch when they were approximately 4, 6, and 8 respectively... seems to have worked out OK, that's why I'm posting it here instead.
Does the title of a song count? Had this little gem pop up on Sirius last night:
"Funkier Than a Mosquito's Tweeter"
- Ike and Tina Turner
I don’t know whether to be impressed or scared by your musical tastesA broken heart
can always heal
a broken condom
and the womb my fill
Redneck Greece Delux classic "Don't Let Another Penis Come Between Us"