Urban Meyer is trapped at sea

[Gatorious]

I'd read this yesterday, but now here, do not see it posted, so for laughs...
[h=1]Urban Meyer is trapped at sea with 2,500 Ohio State fans[/h]

By: LAKEN LITMAN February 24, 2015 2:23 pm ET

Urban Meyer is one of 2,500 passengers stuck on a cruise ship that can’t get home because of some intense fog. The Royal Caribbean’s Brilliance of the Seas was expected in port Monday, but is currently in a holding pattern, circling around the Gulf of Mexico until the fog lifts.
Meyer is aboard the ship for the annual Buckeye Cruise for Cancer, which is also a fundraiser to benefit the Urban & Shelley Meyer Fund for cancer research and The Ohio State University Comprehensive Cancer Center — Arthur G. James Cancer Hospital and Richard J. Solove Research Institute.
Meyer provided an update to the Columbus Dispatch via text message.

“We are good. No worries,” he said. “We raised upward of $2 million for The James.
“However, we are ready to get home.”
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Former Ohio State defensive back Dustin Fox tweeted and Instagrammed photos of the fog.

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The Dispatch reports the fog could lift Tuesday around 7 p.m. per a weather advisory. So until then, Meyer will just be hanging out at sea.
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http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/02/urban-meyer-cruise-ship-2500-ohio-state-fans

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I'll bet Ox is in a rowboat heading out to save him.

Actually I think he's bringing a few to help with the rowing.

 

[jereed16]

What, they have no radar or harbor pilots?

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

Trapped at sea with 2,500 Ohio State fans and you wonder why you are in a fog?

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

What, they have no radar or harbor pilots?

Might be a bit sensitive about that bridge........

 

[Zambo]

[video=youtube;cUcB-HIsW3w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUcB-HIsW3w[/video]

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I guarantee some fat pasty bucknuts can sink a damn buffet.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

They were raising money for Creyer's Fake Brain Cancer/Fake Heart Attack/ Need to Spend Time with My Family fund.

 

[oxrageous]

They were raising money for Creyer's Fake Brain Cancer/Fake Heart Attack/ Need to Spend Time with My Family fund.

Yup. But they have to expand the trophy cases first, like we did.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I thought you weren't going to bite. I was starting to think I'd lost my touch.

 

[oxrageous]

I thought you weren't going to bite. I was starting to think I'd lost my touch.

I knew what you were doing. The fact is, you lost your touch on this issue when Urbs hoisted that third trophy last month.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I was in Columbus on Monday. I feel bad for not getting you a shirt at least.

 

[WobbleGator]

Meyer is still the best HC that UF has ever had.

 

[GatorTAG]

Did anybody look to see if Muschamp was driving the boat?

 

[WobbleGator]

Did anybody look to see if Muschamp was driving the boat?

I was hoping the boat was on top of WM.

 

[PatDooleySucks]

Meyer is still the best HC that UF has ever had.

wonderful bait to really take this thread to another level

 

[T REX]

Meyer is still the best HC that UF has ever had.

Wrong! It is William Larry Muschamp!

Sin,
coach9

 

[Jand3k]

Trapped at sea with 2,500 Ohio State fans and you wonder why you are in a fog?

They go out as 2,500 fans.

They come back as 1,250 partners!

 

[TN G8tr]

 

[PastyStoole]

Ohio State fans are by far the biggest dorks on the planet. You see their pasty, rosacea-havin' goofy asses walking around Las Vegas casinos wearing their Jerseys - just in case you didn't think they were dorky enough without them. It's almost unbearable being in the same town as them, let alone stuck on the same boat. The constant fear that one of them is going to saddle up to the bar next to you, order his Bud Light and strike up a dull, midwestern-style "conversation" makes anywhere they accumulate a perfect place to not be. What Meyer is going through, even as adored as he must be, has got to be a living hell.