speaking of teachers, the 1st grade teacher started a new lesson on multi-syllable words, she asked the class if they knew any, kids raised their hands, Yes Suzy, what is your word, Susy says Monday, teacher goes good, Next she picked Mike, he says, Saturday, , very good said the teacher, that's 3 syllables, Johnny is waving hands like crazy and says, 'I know a 4 syllable word", ok Johnny, what it is says the teacher, he goes 'masturbation', shocked the teacher could only thing to reply, "WOW Johnny, four syllables, that certainly is a mouthful", Johnny goes , "No Ma'am, you're thinking of blowjob, and that's only 2 syllables"