Wednesday Worsts…wedding songs

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What would be a totally inappropriate wedding song?

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Probably not appropriate at a high brow wedding, but it truly gets to the heart of the moment…

 

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Wrote into the contract with our wedding DJ that if he played the Macarena or the Chicken Dance, he wouldn't get paid.


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Wrote into the contract with our wedding DJ that if he played the Macarena or the Chicken Dance, he wouldn't get paid.


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...or that frickin' "Hot, Hot, Hot"... conga line thingy.

But at least you got to keep your Air Supply and Celine Dion rocking far into the night
 

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...or that frickin' "Hot, Hot, Hot"... conga line thingy.

But at least you got to keep your Air Supply and Celine Dion rocking far into the night

Wifey was a goth. Lotta Cure, Ministry, Skinny Puppy, Depeche Mode, Bauhaus, that kinda stuff.

Had to make compromises.


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"was"... ?

what was your actual wedding dance song?

Ours was "I Cross My Heart" ... Mr. George Strait. :)


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She still listens to the music but she's a mommy with an appropriate wardrobe including colors other than black or purple.

Our wedding song was (I Love You) For Sentimental Reasons. Specifically, the Nat King Cole rendition. I had heard nightmare stories of people getting bad covers of their wedding song so I was very specific.

We go out for out first dance. The music starts. Instead of the dulcet tones of Nat King Cole, I hear a chick start to sing. "Oh sh!t" I thought. "Imma kill that damn DJ".

I told my wife "wrong version" and she told me "just listen".

I was confused. It was clearly not Nat King Cole. She said "listen...it's me".

That's right boys and girls. My fiancee went to a recording studio (with her sister) and did her own cover of our wedding song. We danced our first dance as a married couple to her voice singing our wedding song. It was a surprise gift to me.

Pretty cool, huh.


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She still listens to the music but she's a mommy with an appropriate wardrobe including colors other than black or purple.

Our wedding song was (I Love You) For Sentimental Reasons. Specifically, the Nat King Cole rendition. I had heard nightmare stories of people getting bad covers of their wedding song so I was very specific.

We go out for out first dance. The music starts. Instead of the dulcet tones of Nat King Cole, I hear a chick start to sing. "Oh sh!t" I thought. "Imma kill that damn DJ".

I told my wife "wrong version" and she told me "just listen".

I was confused. It was clearly not Nat King Cole. She said "listen...it's me".

That's right boys and girls. My fiancee went to a recording studio (with her sister) and did her own cover of our wedding song. We danced our first dance as a married couple to her voice singing our wedding song. It was a surprise gift to me.

Pretty cool, huh.


Alex.


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