Wednesday Worsts....Thanksgiving dishes

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You may live in the south, but you aint from it. If you dont know about southerners and their casseroles they cover with crushed ritz crackers, then you dont know the south.

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Those are true words.

Never in my 42 years of southern birth and life have I been to a church pot-luck, a family picnic, or a holiday celebration meal where at least 1 person didn't bring some family recipe dish that was covered in some sort of crushed Ritz cracker garbage. Crushed Ritz crackers are essentially big mommas bread crumbs. It's nasty, but it is what it is.
 

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You may live in the south, but you aint from it. If you dont know about southerners and their casseroles they cover with crushed ritz crackers, then you dont know the south.

I thought I did. Not sure I’ve ever seen that. Good to know.

You also didn’t technically answer my question.:lol:
 

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I thought I did. Not sure I’ve ever seen that. Good to know.

You also didn’t technically answer my question.:lol:
Not sure i really understand what you're asking tbh. How many years have I been gone? From where? Outside of mil deployments I've spent my entire life in the southeast.

Edit - you're down south of orlando, which isnt the deep south at all. Even in the rural areas. Im panhandle, a few miles due south of the bama border. Its still deep south culture with a coastal flair where im at. Probably why you haven't seen this type of stuff.
 

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Those are true words.

Never in my 42 years of southern birth and life have I been to a church pot-luck, a family picnic, or a holiday celebration meal where at least 1 person didn't bring some family recipe dish that was covered in some sort of crushed Ritz cracker garbage. Crushed Ritz crackers are essentially big mommas bread crumbs. It's nasty, but it is what it is.

This is very true, along with homemade mac n cheese and green bean caserole with died onion on top.... my yankee born wife wasn't ready for her first thanksgiving with my family.
 

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Not sure i really understand what you're asking tbh. How many years have I been gone? From where? Outside of mil deployments I've spent my entire life in the southeast.

Edit - you're down south of orlando, which isnt the deep south at all. Even in the rural areas. Im panhandle, a few miles due south of the bama border. Its still deep south culture with a coastal flair where im at. Probably why you haven't seen this type of stuff.

The whole Ritz crackers thing sounded like something you'd see in Lockup Raw. So the question was how long you'd gone to prison. That was the joke. It obviously fell flat and I'm embarrassed for myself. Carry on.
 

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The whole Ritz crackers thing sounded like something you'd see in Lockup Raw. So the question was how long you'd gone to prison. That was the joke. It obviously fell flat and I'm embarrassed for myself. Carry on.

I'm not going to hold this against you, of your list of sins if pales in comparison.
 

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Ritz crackers, dried onions, and mini marshmallows should not be on casseroles!!! I hate those dishes.

Now, a nice pecan crust on top of sweet potatoes…. Hot damn.
 

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The whole Ritz crackers thing sounded like something you'd see in Lockup Raw. So the question was how long you'd gone to prison. That was the joke. It obviously fell flat and I'm embarrassed for myself. Carry on.
ahhhh I didn't catch that at all. Regroup and come back stronger big Haus.
 

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Ritz crackers, dried onions, and mini marshmallows should not be on casseroles!!! I hate those dishes.

Now, a nice pecan crust on top of sweet potatoes…. Hot damn.
How could I ever forget the damn mini marshmallows? Freaking disgusting. Ruining perfectly good brown sugared yams. That's another of the south's worst of the worsts. There's po and there's just plain neck.
 

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Ritz crackers, dried onions, and mini marshmallows should not be on casseroles!!! I hate those dishes.

Now, a nice pecan crust on top of sweet potatoes…. Hot damn.

have to agree with brad on the marshmallows, fuch them
 

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Green bean casserole…I will straight up gag and throw that **** up.
 

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