Welcome new UF Basketball Coach Michael White

[NavetG8r]

I only write this stuff because I know you have to read every word.

I never knew you cared so much.

 

[MidwestChomp]

Hayes is all Gator. Love those guys who want to be Gators.

 

[VulcanAlex]

Not trying to change topics or anything, but I have a question about female Vulcans like the one in your avatar as it relates to Pon Farr. (That's the mating frenzy that Vulcans go into every 7 years, for those not familiar with Star Trek episode #30, "Amok Time"). As you'll recall, it's just Spock who gets this every-seventh-year viagrafied sex-crazed hard-on. What about the females? It seems a little sexist that they're simply just waiting around for their mate to get horny. Is there a phase they go through where they take on the vulcan version of the football team?

Also, what about the new gay Spock in the current Star Trek movies? (I think we can all safely agree that that dude is about as gay as a cock-flavored lollipop). Does he go into these sex-crazed frenzies too? I mean, if they have bath houses on the Vulcan planet they must be virtually floating in their own ejaculate. Those dudes are horny enough already, I can't imagine what things would be like if they could only have their indiscriminate, anonymous, unprotected sex every 7 years.

Interesting to think about.

Google is your friend, I don't dwell into these sorts of things. And it would appear that the actor is Gay, not the character.

 

[PastyStoole]

it would appear that the actor is Gay, not the character.

You bring up a good possible explanation that probably deserves further discussion. But what do you make of this cryptic exchange between Kirk and Spock in the last movie, Into Darkness:

Spock: Captain, I have a secret I need to tell you.
Kirk: What is it, Spock?
Spock: I'm not heterosexual.
Kirk: Yeah. Now what's the secret, Spock? Get to it!

You may actually be thinking about Mr. Sulu from the original series. Well known homo activist, obviously, but his character may have been batting for the Bruce's Hair Salon Rec D League team too. Consider this:

You'll recall in episode #44, Our Bold Galaxy, the Enterprise returns to our Galaxy to explore several planets. Spock, Kirk, Checkov and Sulu all go to separate planets in the Milky Way to live and settle for a while and see if they can inhabit them. We see Spock fighting the extreme cold of Jupiter, not successfully but persistently. Kirk establishes a homestead on Mars and begins living there successfully. Checkov lands on Saturn, immediately finds it unihabitable and returns to the ship. Meanwhile, the scene switches back to Sulu, who has successfully built a farm and is now plowing Uranus in an attempt to grow food there. Over and over the scene switches back to Sulu plowing Uranus. But around the third time we see Sulu plowing Uranus, there's also one of those red-shirted dudes there from the Enterprise. He appears to be co-habitating with the guy. nttawwt I think the general consensus at most Trekky conventions is that Sulu took it up the keister, not only in real life but also in the original series.
Just some food for thought.

 

[VulcanAlex]

You bring up a good possible explanation that probably deserves further discussion. But what do you make of this cryptic exchange between Kirk and Spock in the last movie, Into Darkness:

Spock: Captain, I have a secret I need to tell you.
Kirk: What is it, Spock?
Spock: I'm not heterosexual.
Kirk: Yeah. Now what's the secret, Spock? Get to it!

You may actually be thinking about Mr. Sulu from the original series. Well known homo activist, obviously, but his character may have been batting for the Bruce's Hair Salon Rec D League team too. Consider this:

You'll recall in episode #44, Our Bold Galaxy, the Enterprise returns to our Galaxy to explore several planets. Spock, Kirk, Checkov and Sulu all go to separate planets in the Milky Way to live and settle for a while and see if they can inhabit them. We see Spock fighting the extreme cold of Jupiter, not successfully but persistently. Kirk establishes a homestead on Mars and begins living there successfully. Checkov lands on Saturn, immediately finds it unihabitable and returns to the ship. Meanwhile, the scene switches back to Sulu, who has successfully built a farm and is now plowing Uranus in an attempt to grow food there. Over and over the scene switches back to Sulu plowing Uranus. But around the third time we see Sulu plowing Uranus, there's also one of those red-shirted dudes there from the Enterprise. He appears to be co-habitating with the guy. nttawwt I think the general consensus at most Trekky conventions is that Sulu took it up the keister, not only in real life but also in the original series.
Just some food for thought.

You knwo a lot of things that I don't, or perhaps things that are not part of the TOS.

 

[t-gator]

You knwo a lot of things that I don't, or perhaps things that are not part of the TOS.

I definitely appreciate your commitment

 

[stephenPE]

I have a Sulu story. I read the autobios of Kirk Sulu and Spock. Sulu's was so good I sent him an email (I guess it was there in the book or something) He emailed me back. Nice guy and he book revealed all kinds of Star Trek stuff I didnt know

 

[Swamp Queen]

You can dance like Sulu.

[video=youtube;5Ynb20P898k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ynb20P898k[/video]

 

[t-gator]

Keith stone is sticking to his commitment. glad we can hang on to him

 

[MidwestChomp]

Keith stone is sticking to his commitment. glad we can hang on to him

This is good. I think he's going to work out quite well for us.

 

[t-gator]

This is good. I think he's going to work out quite well for us.

Yea he's a baller. Underrated

 

[MidwestChomp]

I know Stone is on the bigger size, but any chance he could play the 2 guard?

 

[t-gator]

https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=Am2A5G2xf7o

 

[t-gator]

That's his senior highlight tape. It's hard to tell because most of his highlights are in transition. With all the guards on this staff I could definitely seem them molding him into a very good perimeter player but I haven't seen enough to know if he can be a secondary ball handler on the court.

 

[Jand3k]

You bring up a good possible explanation that probably deserves further discussion. But what do you make of this cryptic exchange between Kirk and Spock in the last movie, Into Darkness:

Spock: Captain, I have a secret I need to tell you.
Kirk: What is it, Spock?
Spock: I'm not heterosexual.
Kirk: Yeah. Now what's the secret, Spock? Get to it!

You may actually be thinking about Mr. Sulu from the original series. Well known homo activist, obviously, but his character may have been batting for the Bruce's Hair Salon Rec D League team too. Consider this:

You'll recall in episode #44, Our Bold Galaxy, the Enterprise returns to our Galaxy to explore several planets. Spock, Kirk, Checkov and Sulu all go to separate planets in the Milky Way to live and settle for a while and see if they can inhabit them. We see Spock fighting the extreme cold of Jupiter, not successfully but persistently. Kirk establishes a homestead on Mars and begins living there successfully. Checkov lands on Saturn, immediately finds it unihabitable and returns to the ship. Meanwhile, the scene switches back to Sulu, who has successfully built a farm and is now plowing Uranus in an attempt to grow food there. Over and over the scene switches back to Sulu plowing Uranus. But around the third time we see Sulu plowing Uranus, there's also one of those red-shirted dudes there from the Enterprise. He appears to be co-habitating with the guy. nttawwt I think the general consensus at most Trekky conventions is that Sulu took it up the keister, not only in real life but also in the original series.
Just some food for thought.

You can't be coming up w/this stuff on your own!

You've got to be getting this from some weird Star Trek page on the interwebs and doing a copy/paste.

This is some of the best stuff ever written on this board.

 

[PastyStoole]

You can't be coming up w/this stuff on your own!

You've got to be getting this from some weird Star Trek page on the interwebs and doing a copy/paste.

This is some of the best stuff ever written on this board.

No, but it's about as original as any joke about Uranus can be. I'm glad someone is getting as much amusement out of reading it as I am writing it.

 

[MidwestChomp]

Pasty's been on fire lately.

 

[MidwestChomp]

For those interested, White is bringing 2 of his assistants and director of basketball operations. His associate HC at LA Tech is in the running to replace him there. Both guys are 28 and former point guards. So three of our new coaches are former PGs. Hopefully he adds someone who can coach our big guys.

https://www.gatorzone.com/harry/blog/1987

 

[t-gator]

I've never watched an episode of star trek but I think it's pretty funny.