What do you want your epitaph to be?

[Spurffelbow833]

For me, it's "You Are All Fired."

 

[Turk182]

"My wife got the Gold Mine, I got the shaft!"

 

[Back Alley Gator]

"Well, that sucked."

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

I’ll be back.

 

[Double Gator Dad]

“It seemed like a good idea at the time”

 

[CDGator]

 

[CDGator]

 

[CDGator]

 

[wrpgator]

 

[wrpgator]

 

[Nalt]

Ditto! I'm out!

 

[Detroitgator]

"F*** Itraz!

 

[Back Alley Gator]

"F*** Itraz!

This one made me laugh out loud.

 

[deuce]

Bury me upside down so you all can kiss my ass!

 

[Fodderwing]

Hat Tip to Joe Ely

When I die, don't toll no bells
Just put my ashes in some shotgun shells
Get all of my friends some windy day
To say goodbye and watch me blow away

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

Will probably go with the tagline from my longstanding gaming group:

ANTE OMNIA URANUM AMO

which most people assume is some war cry from ancient Rome, but in fact loosely translates to:

Above all, I love Uranus

Obviously there is a story behind this, but rather than bore you with the details let's just say that if you dare a drunk guy to come up with a space pickup line on the spot and use it, hilarity may ensue.

 

[Pablos Tunnel]

"He died suddenly after a week of celebration after his beloved Gators won their 5th straight College Football National Championship."

 

[BMF]

"Bad Mother F*cker"

 

[CDGator]

I asked ChatGPT to write an epitaph:

"Here lies [Name], who always had the last laugh. Well, except for this time."

Here lies [Name], who always said life was too short to not have dessert. Unfortunately, their life turned out to be even shorter than expected.

 

[B52G8rAC]

Eat dessert first. You never know when Christ will return. Or He will call you home.