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Who needs this shirt?
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this one ain't bad
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Let's all pitch in and get one for Queenie.
Yes, you read that correctly and no, I didn't mean we should get it for Sas.
Alex.
Yes, you read that correctly and no, I didn't mean we should get it for Sas.
Alex.
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I thought you were married and Mrs. Zaius was a bonobo.
Alex.
I am married, and although Mrs. Zaius and I met and got married at UF, she's not a big sports fan.
For example, here's an actual conversation I had with her a couple of days ago:
Me: Did you see that Jeremy Foley retired?
Her: Who's that?
Me:
And, deer lawrd, I WISH she was more like a bonobo. At least then I would get a BJ now and then.
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And my wife was the one who asked me...
Her: "Did you see that Foley is retiring? He's done some great work with the lesser known sports".
Me: "Yeah...I saw that. Hope we get a decent replacement"
Her: "Muschamp still sucks"
Me: "Yep"
Her: "Did you see that Foley is retiring? He's done some great work with the lesser known sports".
Me: "Yeah...I saw that. Hope we get a decent replacement"
Her: "Muschamp still sucks"
Me: "Yep"
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Alex.
You give Queenie something that cheap and you'll get sass. Can't tell you the number of perfectly fine gifts
from me she's returned with specific instructions.
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And by badass I mean she's " is" a badass. NOT that she she WAS badass.
Edit: Not that she's "good ass." I mean how would I know that?
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And by badass I mean she's " is" a badass. NOT that she she WAS badass.
Edit: Not that she's "good ass." I mean how would I know that?
If I understand you correctly, she's a badass woman. Not a woman with a bad ass.
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My wife was the one who notified me Foley was retiring but in my defense I was at work.
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This hound being wrong most of the time is one of my more advanced skills. That and voiding myself on the lawn in the same place at the same time every day without fail.
