Why did the chicken cross the road?

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  1. NVGator

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?


    DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

    JOE BIDEN: Why did the chicken do the...thing in the...you know the rest.

    SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!

    BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

    AOC: Chickens should not be forced to lay eggs! This is because of corporate greed! Eggs should be able to lay themselves.

    HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.

    GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

    DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

    BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

    AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

    JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

    AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

    DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

    ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

    NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

    PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

    DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

    ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

    GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

    ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

    ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

    COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
     
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    • Treebeard

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      Ok, its funny but already posted in one of the political meme threads.

      That being said, why did the Libertarian chicken cross the road?

      None of your damn business! Am I being detained?
       
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      • soflagator

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        It was posted a few weeks back. But we can't expect NV to monitor the board 24/7, what with all his beer chicken, ribeyes and sushi. So to help spice it up, we'll introduce the GCMB version of this thread.

        Why did the chicken cross the road?

        @CaribGator: He didn't. Click the link below and find someone to translate from Albanian. It's all there.

        @EyeDocGator: Why this random line of questioning? You're a Cambodian spy trying to poison me, aren't you?

        @Swamp Donkey: Wait, you guys actually think he crossed the road? :rotfl:

        @oxrageous: Not sure. But the next time he does, he's staring a lifetime ban.

        @Gator Fever: Because of an illegal FISA, and the Steele dossier. It's all gaslighting anyway.

        @aka: He'll make it.

        @LoyalGatorFan: I'm just saying. It's always this one chicken, and this conveniently unnamed road. Hear me out...

        @PastyStoole: Slightly off topic, but I once knew this tranny we called "Chicken". Anyway, it's starting to get steamy when all of the sudden...

        @Musclepug:
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        I'm sure I missed a few, so feel free to add.
         
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        • Bait'n Gator

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          @MatthewM : because she couldn't handle anymore of this dick.
           
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          • Bernardo de la Paz

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            @sasquatch: f**k chickens
             
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              @Bait'n Gator : To get the f*** away from all the losers

              @MJMGator : Roosters are called cocks... insert Peter griffin laugh

              @NavetG8r : There’s gotta be a good fishing spot over there

              @SeabeeGator : The chicken just wants to be a contrarian...it’s fine on this side

              @Slug : That chicken prob has some firm thighs and little breast’s mmmmmm

              @Swamp Donkey : If that chicken was Mullen he’d be running sideways

              @oxrageous : He was running from a dangerous dog...those owners should be ashamed...sips a zima while petting his cat

              @URGatorBait : I’ll kill that f****** chicken

              @CaseyGator : Hey guys..There’s a chicken? What’d I miss?

              @Musclepug : The chicken followed me on twitter that’s so awesome...I’m giving live updates on his crossing
               
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              • Bernardo de la Paz

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                @ltraz: that chicken really needs another year in the S&C program before it crosses any roads. It's only out there because of Mullen's awful recruiting.
                 
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                  @Swamp Donkey : he didn’t really cross the road. He was just jogging and those m’fing rednecks shot him in the middle of it.
                   
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                    @Detroitgator: they have those same chickens in the rural villages of Ukraine, but they won't tell outsiders why they cross the road.
                     
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                      @AlexDaGator:

                      Did the chicken cross the road? Of course.

                      Will we ever truly understand the motivations of a chicken? Of course not.

                      Alex.
                       
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                          @g8orbill:
                          I'm not sure but i'll start a thread about it.
                           
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                            Accurate.


                            Alex.
                             
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                              @crosscreekcooter: that chicken would be really tasty fried with some homemade datil pepper sauce. I'm surprised it was able to cross the road though with all of those cracks in it. I think they didn't put enough concrete slurry into the foundation.
                               
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                                @cover2 :
                                Well the ole cock couldn't get across the road without some mighty good blocking from the big uglies up front. ;)
                                 
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                                  For once, a positive cock block.
                                   
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                                    @Concrete Helmet : He might cross the road, but he’s gonna come right back, maybe stronger.
                                     
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                                      @Jbossgator8 - Have any of you little sleepy heads seen Twister 2? I like turtles.

                                      @Concrete Helmet - It'll be back over here kicking ass again in 2 weeks. I've got a Mustang cobra.
                                       
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                                        Someone explain to me how in the f vck I got pulled into a thread about chickens?
                                         
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