Words to live by

[stephenPE]

Spearo Gator I kill fish

........i have killed many fish. Killed 7 this week and ate them. We may be part of a flock, also.

 

[Spearo Gator]

........i have killed many fish. Killed 7 this week and ate them. We may be part of a flock, also.

Guess I can agree that Ospreys and Dodos are both birds. ;)

Just PE.

Here’s one I’m sure you can relate to as a fisherman if you’ve ever had to take a leak while wet’n a line on a chilly morning.

“If your hose is short and your pressures weak, stand real close and don’t p*ss on the seat”.

 

[stephenPE]

Mainly get a solid stance and close to the side before letting go. AND Not into the wind...........

Guess I can agree that Ospreys and Dodos are both birds. ;)

My osprey story. I was in 4th grade eating lunch beside my friend Willie W. I told him about seeing an osprey that weekend in Cedar Key. He screamed in reply "OSPREY" The principal ate lunch in there and saw us both over there. We both got a swat for his outburst. Willie was sort of like Gomer Pyle but a great guy.

 

[Back Alley Gator]

Two from my granddad:

1) Tell me with whom you associate and I'll tell you of what you'll amount.
2) One boy is a boy. Two boys is half a boy. Three boys ain't no boy at all. (Said in reference to the work output of 1, 2 and 3 boys when grouped)

 

[Ray Finkle]

It's better to fart on the toilet than **** in your pants

 

[stephenPE]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush but a push in the bush is worth two in the hand.

 

[AugustaGator]

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush but a push in the bush is worth two in the hand.

The Bush is always better.

 

[Gator515151]

If at first you don't succeed.

 

[stephenPE]

 

[gatorfor88]

Be leery of something that bleeds for 7 days a month and don't die.

 

[stephenPE]

No man who worships education has got the best of education. Without a gentle contempt of education no man's education is complete. G K Chesterton