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How old are the kids?I occasionally let my wife read my posts so she understands what kind of lunatic she's married to, but the kids didn't knew about Gatorchatter. I have no idea what compelled me to turn on the big projector in our living room and watch it live, but i'm glad I did, it's a great family memory, and I got to teach my son and daughter a little bit about odds. My son wants Ox's hat. He was going nuts over the raffle.
The boy is eight, the girl is six. They both have all my wife's good qualities, and all of my bad ones. The girl is unbelievably talented in everything except finding the potty. Her piano playing, athleticism and abilities at school are extraordinary. But I still occasionally have to chuck her underwear into the outside bin. My son holds intellectual conversations with adults, tells great jokes, and builds 3,000 piece lego lego sets intended for 16 year olds. Yet the kid spends about half his time in the principal's office, usually reading Parenting magazine so he can regale our angry asses in the car on the way home with "parenting hacks."How old are the kids?
The boy is eight, the girl is six. They both have all my wife's good qualities, and all of my bad ones. The girl is unbelievably talented in everything except finding the potty. Her piano playing, athleticism and abilities at school are extraordinary. But I still occasionally have to chuck her underwear into the outside bin. My son holds intellectual conversations with adults, tells great jokes, and builds 3,000 piece lego lego sets intended for 16 year olds. Yet the kid spends about half his time in the principal's office, usually reading Parenting magazine so he can regale our angry asses in the car on the way home with "parenting hacks."
At least I know their mine.
You mention this casually without mentioning that I insisted you do it and it changed your life? I get nothing?Get that add-on bidet. That was a life changer for my youngest daughter who never could figure out how to wipe her butt. It would be all the way up her back to her shoulders. I’m like, “Honey, your arms cant even reach that area.”
On a side note, anyone who heads to Disney on a holiday weekend has some kind of screw loose. You'd have to be insane to do that.I was at Disney trying to keep up.
On a side note, anyone who heads to Disney on a holiday weekend has some kind of screw loose. You'd have to be insane to do that.
And you were having such a great time with the family that you followed the raffle on your phone?Labor Day is a little insider tip for an extremely dead weekend in Orlando. The best hotel rates for the entire year are that weekend too. Nobody goes. We accidentally found that out years ago and were expecting the worst. We did Universal on Monday morning as well before the rain and it was truly dead.
And you were having such a great time with the family that you followed the raffle on your phone?
It was awesome live...pretty funny as well. You did a great job!For the 8 people that bothered to watch it live?