No in fact as Crete looks out over his lakefront estate he wonders why anyone would ever have to be a pretentious *******.....Crete thinks that anybody who doesn’t live in a trailer park or who doesn’t have a plastic pair of “truck nuts” hanging from his pickup bumper is a skinny jeans wearing hipster. Good news bro, McDonald’s is bringing back the McRib again soon, just in time for your anniversary.
The McRib is back! Why did it ever leave?!
It’s simple. I would rather enjoy a nicely cooked steak than a Big Mac. Not a hard concept. Yet for the same reason I’d rather have a nice tasting craft beer than a friggin bud light and suddenly I’m a snob. I honestly don’t think that makes a person pretentious, it just means I’ve had enough Big Macs and bud lights for one lifetime.No in fact as Crete looks out over his lakefront estate he wonders why anyone would ever have to be a pretentious *******.....
So like a Lefty you assume I'm a Southern Redneck, tobacco spitting, trailer living dipsh!t …...party on...…..It’s simple. I would rather enjoy a nicely cooked steak than a Big Mac. Not a hard concept. Yet for the same reason I’d rather have a nice tasting craft beer than a friggin bud light and suddenly I’m a snob. I honestly don’t think that makes a person pretentious, it just means I’ve had enough Big Macs and bud lights for one lifetime.
So like a Lefty you assume I'm a Southern Redneck, tobacco spitting, trailer living dipsh!t …...party on...…..
Sorry.....let me buy you a drink...I’m not assuming anything about you cupcake. I’m giving you the business. Let me know if it’s too traumatic.
Ergo Bud lite.So like a Lefty you assume I'm a Southern Redneck, tobacco spitting, trailer living dipsh!t …...party on...…..
Zambo is one of my favorite angry monkeys.I’m not assuming anything about you cupcake. I’m giving you the business. Let me know if it’s too traumatic.
He's good.....I got triggered by the extra "kick" in Detroit's beer suggestion.....12 Platinum's pack a little more punch than the standard BL's....Zambo is one of.my favorite angry monkeys.
Buy 10, get drunk free”He's good.....I got triggered by the extra "kick" in Detroit's beer suggestion.....12 Platinum's pack a little more punch than the standard BL's....
Oskar Blues is fantastic. Their brewery in NC is a ton of fun to visit.
Their Ten Fidy is in my top 5.
I got more today....only problem is I can't find those f vckers in the 16oz can/bottles....if this keeps up watch for a sharp decline in the price of aluminum...….Buy 10, get drunk free”
Yeah, not happy about the sizingI got more today....only problem is I can't find those f vckers in the 16oz can/bottles....if this keeps up watch for a sharp decline in the price of aluminum...….
You can see from the look on Bert's face that obviously someone brought him a skunk beer.....That dude can probably hammer a case or more.I thought of this guy while reading that lmao!
All time favorite beer is Rogue Dead Guy Ale from Newport, OR.
Other favorites:
Sierra Nevada Pale Ale and their Kellerweis. That Kellerweis is amazing. Their brewery in NC is a must see.
From Dogfish Head, their 90 Minute IPA is phenomenal if you like IPAs. They pull off a 120 minute that is very hard to find. Their session sour is currently my favorite poolside/beach beer:
Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy is my other favorite poolside. It's pretty much half lemonade.
Breckenridge's Vanilla Porter is huge favorite:
As well as Oskar Blues Ten Fidy:
As well as New Holland's Dragon Milk:
For mowing the grass and hot Florida outdoor projects... any of the light domestics work fine to stay hydrated. I just want them ice cold.
Hell, I could go on and on. The more I type, the more I think of.
Kellerweis only comes out in the fall.I've had most on your list, but the Dragon's Milk is my favorite of this bunch. I'll have to give the Sierra Nevada a try.