Ex-Husbands Thread

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  1. bradgator2

    bradgator2 1/29/17 half marathon - 1 hour, 34 min, 2 secs
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    Let's not get crazy here.
     
  2. bradgator2

    bradgator2 1/29/17 half marathon - 1 hour, 34 min, 2 secs
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    Jizz mopper?
     
  3. -THE DUDE-

    -THE DUDE- This is the year!!!

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    And i thought i had it bad a couple years ago... thanks guys
     
  4. NavetG8r

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    I always leave the seat up. She's lucky I bent down and lifted it up so I didn't piss all over it. She can bend down and put it back down when she needs it. It's only fair.
     
  5. Lake Gator

    Lake Gator Money talks, Coaches walk.
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    You guys are polar opposites. Bipolar? :scratchchin:
     
  6. NavetG8r

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    I'm not anything polar. I can't stand the extreme cold.:grin:
     
  7. bradgator2

    bradgator2 1/29/17 half marathon - 1 hour, 34 min, 2 secs
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    Dont you have to sit on that seat to take a dump?
     
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    No way. I stand up to poop too.
     
  9. MidwestChomp

    MidwestChomp Fun was the goal and we hit the bullseye
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    Either that or a card carrying member of MGTOW.
     
  10. MidwestChomp

    MidwestChomp Fun was the goal and we hit the bullseye
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    All these stories make me feel left out :wobble:
     
  11. NavetG8r

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  12. GR8 2B

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    Good for you! No need to brag, tho. :lol2:
     
    #72 GR8 2B, Aug 16, 2017
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  13. MidwestChomp

    MidwestChomp Fun was the goal and we hit the bullseye
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    Very accurate portrayal of how I met Babs.
     
  14. cover2

    cover2 I've grown old
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    Wow :eek3:...some of these stories remind me (like a couple of you mentioned) just how sedate my married life is! Durty and Crete, a tip of the hat to you two! About as close as I came to something like this was an old GF that went back to her old flame for about two weeks during our relationship. She dropped the bomb on on me just as we were finishing up a nice meal at a restaurant. At that time, I had a terrible temper, but was able to keep my composure...for a few minutes. She asked me if I was mad at her, to which I replied "no, just disappointed." She confided that the old flame was a little nervous about getting back in with her while I was in the picture and she was glad to see that I was handling it maturely. I thanked her and told her that I really enjoyed our time together ;), and that there would be no hard feelings between me and the old flame as long as he didn't have any after I caught up to and dismantled his skeevy rear end. He must have believed me, as he went D.B. Cooper for about three months. During that time, I reflected and realized the guy actually did me a big favor. Although the young lady looked like Madonna (early 20's version), she was insane and I was actually the richer for the break. This also became a good guide for me as I continued to fight the estrogen wars of my youth.
     
  15. stephenPE

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    It is amazing what time teaches us. I have learned that if you wait long enough the change you wish for probably will come along. And also (especially) be careful what you wish for..................
     

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