Gator Haikus

[Captain Sasquatch]

Too early right now
To think of Gator haikus
Going back to bed

 

[Thick&ThinG8r]

Parking spot reserved
Got my tickets in the mail
Mac is in the past

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Shark fvkker now gone thanks
Dooley knew it all a long
Cowbell here we come

 

[gatormandan]

Donk wants to pass
And he has lots of gas
Then theres the spread
Hes losing his head

 

[Okeechobee Joe]

Chip is in LA
Frosty Nebraska Huskers
Dan's the Gator man

 

[TLB]

Gatormandan can't
Haiku for shinola
But we kept him anyway

 

[TLB]

Not feeling the love
I can't remember football
Being any fun

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GC ruined me
They told me I deserve more
Never satisfied

Dumb fan no longer
Was just happy to watch in fall
Now just dissapoint

 

[gatormandan]

Gatormandan can't
Haiku for shinola
But we kept him anyway

But I can rhyme....

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

We hired Mullen
Who's recruiting worse than Mac
Can we call Norvell?

 

[QueenCityGator]

Sick of no offense
Who will lead us to success?
Anyone but Franks

 

[Bernardo de la Paz]

Cousin Eddie here
Merry Christmas, ****ter's full
Where are the recruits?

 

[PastyStoole]

Use five syllables
The middle verse has seven
Then five, idiots

Like this:

Son of a preacher
Hobby Lobby, Chick Fil A
Kyle Trask wins Heisman

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Cousin Eddie here
Merry Christmas, ****ter's full
Where are the recruits?

Excellence.

 

[PastyStoole]

Exploding sh!t tale
Ox race home, more interesting
Than Gator football

 

[Zambo]

Worlds smallest sailfish
Guilty puking everywhere
Toss back some Zima

 

[JDW]

Two bits. Orange. Blue

The boys of old Florida

A touchdown ohhh my!

 

[MJMGator]

Cursed since Tim Tebow
A decade of sh*t ends now
New era begins