Gator Haikus

[GatorJ]

Changed for your review
Though I like four better than five
Think outside the box

Eight in the middle
But that is really okay
At least five at end

 

[GatorJB]

Things are pretty bad
At least we are not UT
They really suck bad

 

[TLB]

Ball flies through the air
RB open hole, big gain
Gone are glory days


No smoking mirrors
Need new phrase for this regime
MacNuss are buyest

 

[crosscreekcooter]

Ball flies through the air
RB open hole, big gain
Gone are glory days


No smoking mirrors
Need new phrase for this regime
MacNuss are buyest

I expected more
really large fields of data
is something askew?

 

[GatorJB]

I hate FSU
I hate UT and Georgia
I wish they had Mac

 

[krisl648]

South FL thugs stole
Our season sucks now ok
Aint that kewel??

 

[Lake Gator]

Eight in the middle
But that is really okay
At least five at end

You broke the code.

 

[PastyStoole]

Honestly, this type of verse is the worst ever invented - worse than that concrete poetry garbage from the 70s even - and boy is it ever showing in this thread. They force you to write this crap in high school English class and I have no idea why. It makes the writer sound like some phony Charlie Chan-like racist caricature:

Mind like parachute -
only function when open.
But, talk don't cook rice

I'll take professing my love for the Gators in Keatsean romantic couplets, thank you very much. In any case, here is the last Haiku I'll ever write, hopefully:

Die, Mac. Please. Just. Die.
Can't afford to fire your ass
Wish that shark had AIDS

 

[Zambo]

Haiku thread is fun
Pretty creative folks here
I kill you later

 

[Zambo]

I'll take professing my love for the Gators in Keatsean romantic couplets, thank you very much.

Or perhaps some Shakespearean prose making full use of iambic pentameter would be apropos.

 

[Treebeard]

It is third and one
Hurry, play clock running down
Must hike ball before

 

[BNAG8R]

Rain on the teepee
Will not dampen our spirit
Peg Leg Porker flows

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Rain on the teepee
Will not dampen our spirit
Peg Leg Porker flows

Don't lose our friends, man.
Whiskey isn't worth the pain.
RIP Jabber.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Haikus are stupid
Make me violently vomit
And yet 'tards love them

 

[Swamp Queen]

Rain on the teepee
Will not dampen our spirit
Peg Leg Porker flows

You almost lost Mom
And you lost our friend Jabber
You're the white devil

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Haikus are stupid
Make me violently vomit
And yet 'tards love them

Haters gonna hate
So go have a drink and chill
Some bleach on the rocks

 

[BNAG8R]

You almost lost Mom
And you lost our friend Jabber
You're the red devil

I fixed it for you
First Jabber and then you mom
Brad will be the next

 

[rogdochar]

Hired us a guru
Who's daft of fundamentals
A dull huck to rue

 

[CGgater]

RIP Jabber.

Ummm, did I miss something?

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Ummm, did I miss something?

BNA lost him.
He just walked away from him
While Jabber went pee.