Gator Haikus

[Bernardo de la Paz]

Claimed could win with dog
Can't compete with contenders
Sold a bill of goods

 

[Bernardo de la Paz]

Happy to be here
Mac just thinks that's pertty kewl
And yet, it isn't

 

[gatormandan]

Selling lots of popcorn
Trouble on 3rd down
And yet theres the sauce....

 

[TLB]

Happy to be here
Mac just thinks that's pertty kewl
And yet, it isn't

Wish I could like that more than once

 

[TLB]

Read contract fine print
Bonus for time-outs not used
Mac making big money

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Fans deserve better
Kids working hard, get nowhere
Coaches should be gone

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Nuss' playbook is
McDonald's kids menu, six
Items, All Pics, Can't choose

 

[AugustaGator]

Florida Football
Has Reached Such Low Stature Now
Thanks Mac You Dumb Ass

 

[bayou gator]

This thread is pure gold
Zambo is my favorite
I miss good football

 

[Swamp Donkey]

BNA lost him.
He just walked away from him
While Jabber went pee.

all would do the same.
Jabber looks homeless anyway.
likely smells like pee.

 

[ufgator812]

Mac likes the unis
Like anyone is surprised
He is such a tool

 

[Zambo]

Macs crocodile tears
Unbecoming for Gators
Here is a Kleenex

 

[crosscreekcooter]

Gator football Saturdays yay!
quaaludes sopers xanax alcohol
what happened?

 

[ufgator812]

Gator football Saturdays yay!
quaaludes sopers xanax alcohol
what happened?

Eight, Nine, Three, What the?...
Haikus like this, Mac would make
Have some self respect

 

[Gatordiddy]

On the way to Gator game haikus:

Getting hungry now
What?!? Cafe Risqué Buffet!
Do they wear hair nets?

Hey Stuckey’s has food
Might get a pecan log roll
What the hell’s in those?

 

[Gatordiddy]

I just saw magic
Oh my he’s been quarantined!
Bedlam in the Swamp!

 

[Gatordiddy]

Asleep at the wheel
Dunlap missed the freakin game
“Tim cried for their sins”

 

[Gatordiddy]

Jameis on Hard Knocks
Like James Brown- “what’s he saying?”
We need subtitles

 

[Tunaboat]

Fooley guesses again
Mac's buttery grin
Gator Nation twists in Wind

 

[Bernardo de la Paz]

Fooley bargain shops
Seeking diamonds in the rough
Get what you pay for

 

[Zambo]

Gators so far gone
Mutant Ninja Turtle garb
is our only hope

 

[Zambo]

Forty two days left
Off season almost over
Almost scared to watch