- Jan 6, 2015
- 14,306
- 26,907
For those that haven't seen it, there is a periodical (near weekly?) article posted to EDSBS with this image and comments from someone speaking as Spurrier. Here's this week's take:
But then, they got to the UF-TN game....
There was more, but those were the ones I like.
...
Frank Beamer called losing to East Carolina a preseason game. VT plays a lot of those, evidently.
...
I am gonna start calling the Longhorn defense the Bilderberg group cause they're supposedly elite but no one ever seems to see them in public.
I can see why you're still mad, though. A failure to execute properly seems like the least Texan thing possible.
Y'all must be aristocrats, Longhorns. Only ever seen rich people blame the butler for the dog ****ting on the rug.
...
Call Auburn Marshall Henderson cause they're throwing up threes against Miss State.
It took A&M five quarters to beat Arkansas, which means the Razorbacks are easier than Donkey Kong.
...
Way to take Charlie Manson's record for bloodiest home invasion on the West Coast, Utah.
Don't blame the Utes, blame their state government. A lot of people have to go all the way to Oregon to legally smoke some green.
Assisted suicide is legal in Oregon, too, so Utah won't face any charges there.
This Duck dynasty got shut down so fast I had to make sure Phil Robertson didn't give an interview about Islam.
But then, they got to the UF-TN game....
Tennessee allowed so many fourth down conversions I thought Billy Graham was running the defense.
Course, I might just be confused because it's been so long since Billy or UT Football got a White House invite.
Butch Jones must have a theater degree because he only follows the three-act structure.
You think Butch has ever won a game of Connect Four?
I've been to the Cheesecake Factory with Phil Fulmer and I'll say this: he never passes up the chance to get two even if one is safer.
Butch Jones runs his program by the numbers. These numbers: seven and five.
If y'all don't like it, maybe move to Smooth Top.
There was more, but those were the ones I like.