I don't believe I've been put on the "Ignore" list by Zambo. Let me try this as I know he'll respond if I address him directly:
Zambo, if you can hear me, I just wanted to give you a heads up. I'll be out in San Diego in a couple of weeks and coming to stay with you for a yet-to-be-determined period of time. I'll have my family in tow as well as my twin six-month-old nieces. We'll need sleeping arrangements for six. It'd be good to "child proof" the house a bit before we arrive as the three and five year-old can be destructive, especially in new environments. A separate room for the twins would be good too as they are pretty collicky at this stage.
Food wise we're pretty easy. No nuts in the house please as the three year old has peanut allergies. All of us are lactose and gluten intolerant, we believe, and my wife is a vegetarian.
Look forward to seeing you, buddy!