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Found this on reddit from user zlatandiego. Thought it was hilarious/brilliant. Obviously read it like youre singing the song
Willie Muschamp, great defense, awful QBs, no offense
John Brantley, Tyler Murphy, transfer of Brissett
Jeff Driskel, broke his leg, we were left with Mornhinweg
Treon Harris, couldn’t spare us, never will forget
Please save us, Jimmy Mac, Clarabelle, quarterback
Will Grier, oh my, couldn’t stop from getting high
Back to Treon, our friend, Florida’s won the East again
Doesn’t matter, Alabama, twice in a row goodbye
Mac didn’t start the fire
It was always raging since Mullen went clanging
Stricklin got us our hire
Tebow said let’s right it, Mullen’s here to fight it
Cam Newton, throws laptops, when he runs away from cops
Marijuana, credit karma, when will it stop
Hernandez, wait who’s that, Will Grier’s gone, huge lats
Percy Harvin, defense carvin’, choke slams round the clock
Hurricanes, Seminoles, time for us to overthrow
Croots are thinking, Taggart’s sinking, Noles are future cupcakes
Miami, strong start, Mark Richt, falls apart
Dan Mullen, knows winning, taking back our home state
Mac didn’t start the fire
It was always raging since Mullen went clanging
Stricklin got us our hire
Tebow said let’s right it, Mullen’s here to fight it
Willie Muschamp, great defense, awful QBs, no offense
John Brantley, Tyler Murphy, transfer of Brissett
Jeff Driskel, broke his leg, we were left with Mornhinweg
Treon Harris, couldn’t spare us, never will forget
Please save us, Jimmy Mac, Clarabelle, quarterback
Will Grier, oh my, couldn’t stop from getting high
Back to Treon, our friend, Florida’s won the East again
Doesn’t matter, Alabama, twice in a row goodbye
Mac didn’t start the fire
It was always raging since Mullen went clanging
Stricklin got us our hire
Tebow said let’s right it, Mullen’s here to fight it
Cam Newton, throws laptops, when he runs away from cops
Marijuana, credit karma, when will it stop
Hernandez, wait who’s that, Will Grier’s gone, huge lats
Percy Harvin, defense carvin’, choke slams round the clock
Hurricanes, Seminoles, time for us to overthrow
Croots are thinking, Taggart’s sinking, Noles are future cupcakes
Miami, strong start, Mark Richt, falls apart
Dan Mullen, knows winning, taking back our home state
Mac didn’t start the fire
It was always raging since Mullen went clanging
Stricklin got us our hire
Tebow said let’s right it, Mullen’s here to fight it